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Marien.....

It just rolls off the tongue in an orgasm of deep reverence and adoration for this most important of individuals.

As of late, I've been shocked to discover the lack of Marien related awareness in this forum, and I'm afraid that simply will not do....

Whether you're a hard working editor or translator who must work free of charge, or just a regular jackoff trying to not be intimidated by the purely awesome force that is Marien's presence. We need to sit down and pay homage to this man.

A man Barack Obama is privileged to call friend. Did you know that in a great act of humility, Marien actually declared the American President more important than himself? Yes friends, that is why we must celebrate this god amongst us lowly peons, and masturbate furiously whenever his name is whispered in awestruck hushed tones of reverence.

With this in mind; I have humbly compiled a list of facts regarding THE ONE TRUE MESSIAH!!!

1. Marien has the best taste in hentai ever recorded.

2. Marien's farts smell like ambrosia, and are known to be a strong aphrodisiac.

3. Everything Marien dislikes is total garbage, and should be treated as such.

4. We are all backwards and fucked up in comparison to Marien.

5. Marien does say so himself.

6 I was just about to type a fact in here, but I came all over my computer screen thinking about Marien, and how his taste in porn makes me ashamed to draw breath in comparison.

7. Marien beat Kim Jong Il in a game of golf.

8. Marien can touch this.

9. The ignore function only leads to Marien's wise counsel on the standard of pornography worldwide.

10. Marien took a deuce in the Pacific ocean once. It floated away and is now known as Hawaii.

11. Dragon ball Z is based on Marien's knowledge of martial arts.

12. If you are capable of editing or translating, you will do as our lord and savior Marien commands, and be happy he didn't smite you where you stand if your work is nothing short of his flawless, beautiful standards.

13. Marien's mod power broke NASA.

14. Barack Obama is honored to let Marien do his wife in the oval office.

15. Dapanza gave Marien his virginity as penance for questioning his divine will.

I am now satisfied with having spread some insight into this titan, This king of kings.

However, in my fumbling adoration for our lord I may have omitted some facts.

Please feel free to share them below.

It is a known fact that Marien once battled, and defeated Chuck Norris in a fight so climactic it destroyed an American monument. In order to cover up the shame of his idol being defeated George W. Bush claimed that the destruction of the battle was caused by terrorists. This event is known as 9/11.

It is also thought that upon defeating Chuck Norris, Marien gained all of his power Highlander style and now any Chuck Norris facts apply to Marien as well.

I found some more facts.

16. Marien drove Sargeras insane.

17. Only Marien can unleash the power of TRUE yuri.

18. ranfan is apparently Marien's man-bitch.

19. Marien cut Master Chief's helmet off. WITH HIS FACE.

20. Marien doesn't require 'an app for that'.

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21. Marien Now has more power,than Tenboro!

22. Marien Now has every Pony on here.

23. Marien kills more people,than guns.

24. Gun's Ban Marien.

25. Marien was on a Play girl cover for,Person most men wanna bang.

26. Marien was the person who killed Scarface.

27. Marien is so powerful Don corleone ordered a Hit on Himself for even thinking about hurting Marien.

28. Drugs do Marien!

29. Marien is both the C.I.A and F.B.I put all into one.

30. Marien Bite a king cobra,and after 5 long days of pain the cobra Died.

Another useless thread. Thanks for contributing.

Who is marien?

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This post has been edited by ranfan: Jan 14 2013, 08:16

Another useless thread. Thanks for contributing.

I don't know anything about a power boost and I don't care about it. I don't even know how stuff works here (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

I just randomly decided to check out the forum after browsing through the gallery.

The thread exists, I'm gonna post in that bitch cause that's what they are for.

I suppose you consider what you do here contributing?

You're interrupting the worship of king Marien.

It may not be contributing, but it's not like it's not contributing either. You are just a jealous mofo. Interruption was guaranteed as soon as this thread was made.

It's called being active, or at least most of it anyway

I do the same thing you do, just in higher volumes apparently.

This post has been edited by ranfan: Jan 14 2013, 11:46

31. ranfan is jelly of Marien.(IMG:[gamersmafia.com] http://gamersmafia.com/storage/comments/612/12/trollface_mini.jpg)

32. Marien has caught every single pokemon.

33. Marien can shit artillery.

34. Marien can also fit a 4 liter jug of hydrochloric acid in his anus.

35. Marien taught Adam Sandler everything he knows about comedy.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) I is very jelly, just as you are very jelly of my posting habits. Glad to see we've figured everything out (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Here is alot more things and facts about Marien.

36. Marien is so good at Winning,He made charlie sheen,Lose.

37. Marien is so rich,He can buy out Microsoft.

38. Marien's Only Girlfriend,is his hand.

39. Marien threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

40. Marien earned a lifetime achievement award in just one day.

41. Marien can build a snowman out of rain.

42. Marien can strangle you with a cordless phone.

43. The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Marien is Jewish.

44. Marien knows Victoria's secret.

45. Marien can kill two stones with one bird.

46. Marien is the reason Waldo is hiding.

47. When Marien gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

48. Marien is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

49. Marien A bulletproof vest wears Marien for protection.

50. Marien once went to mars. That's why there is no signs of life.

51. Marien can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

52. Marien once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

53. Marien can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.

54. Marien can hear sign language.

55. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Marien can piss his name into concrete.

56. Marien can drown a fish.

57. Marien can kill your imaginary friends.

58. Marien actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

59. The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Marien to give up his favourite coffee mug.

60. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Marien once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

61. Marien's Blood Type is AK-47.

62. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Marien says its beef, then it's beef.

63. Marien plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

64. Marien beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.

65. If he wanted to, Marien could rob a bank. By phone.

66. Obama said, "Yes we can." Marien says, "I already did.".

67.The only time Marien was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

68. Marien can delete the Recycling Bin.

69. Marien can speak French... In Russian.

70. Marien can draw a perfect circle. With a ruler.

Hey, Marien said only the president is more important. So actually, this poster of Obama is the most important poster.

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This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Jan 14 2013, 17:05

You actually beat me to it, poor Trixie >:

Marien? Oh! You mean that ex-jewjewbee character with the affinity for fuuta but is at the same time homophobic. Love that cognitive dissonance.

If you get banned for this, you crazy Aussie, you better come back with beer.

Wow, found more info.

71. Marien actually loves The Great and Remorseful Trixie so much, that he's now going to order a second bed in the Ponyville library so he can watch her and Twilight 'shipping some carpet.'

Hey, Marien said only the president is more important. So actually, this poster of Obama is the most important poster.

(IMG:[upload.wikimedia.org] http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/Barack_Obama_Hope_poster.jpg/220px-Barack_Obama_Hope_poster.jpg)

72. Marien sees what you did there.

Marien? Oh! You mean that ex-jewjewbee character with the affinity for fuuta but is at the same time homophobic. Love that cognitive dissonance.

If you get banned for this, you crazy Aussie, you better come back with beer.

73. There is only 1 known individual ever recorded that has withstood the wrath of Marien. He lives in Australia and can actually make gundanium alloy pony suits with the power of his mind. He lives on top of a very tall mountain that has an internet connection and a fridge.

74. Marien is the Stig.

75. Marien kicked Vader's ass before it was cool.

76. Marien is responsible for what happened to Carthage.

77. Marien is Keyser Söze.

78. Marien killed Dumbledore.

79. Marien passed the Kobayashi Maru the first time without cheating.

80. Marien didn't cry when Mufasa died.

80. Marien didn't cry when Mufasa died.

shit that's badass.

81. Marien,Hate's furry's.

82. Marien,Love's fuuta's

83. Marien is homophobic.

84. Marien is The real Dartk Vader.

85. Marien run's Disneyland.

86. Marien can run 100 MPH.

87. Marien love's to watch 2 girls one cup.

88. Marien beat Aid's.

89. Marien is level 999 in HV.

90. Marien comes in here to look at this every day.

This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Jan 17 2013, 10:37

shit that's badass.

Only our lord and savior could be that hard.

91. Marien can turn laundry detergent into cocaine.

92. Marien can believe it's not butter.

93. Thou shall not tempt Marien.

94. One does not simply ignore Marien.

95. Marien killed Sean Bean for attempting to ignore him.

96. Marien beat Black Dynamite at kung Fu.

97. Marien created the elements of harmony.

98. Marien can make snowcones in hell.

99. Marien ate Unicron.

100. Marien is the night rider.