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FRINK:

I always wondered why is your grammar shit though? Aren't you Native American (English)? Goat has the excuse of living in a fifth world country or something in addition to being retarded and delusional.

I blame it on the fact of growing up hearing, learning and spelling in three languages.
Dads side: German
Mothers side: English Mostly
Friends: Spanish

Switching from one to the other here and there growing up made it a little Confusing.
Let alone one of the Schools I gone to was one of the worst in the state.
Some time after I got out of it and was in a other school they ended up closing the shit one down.
They did not open it again till about two years later.
So switching languages and a Shit School I blame.

It's not grammatically incorrect Standard English, it's a distinctive lect called Ookami-American Vernacular English, also known as Wolfonics.

Oh ha ha...

At the most people can understand easy.

At the most people can understand easy.

Actually, you're really difficult to understand for people who are still developing their proficiency in English. Native speakers don't usually have much trouble with you.

Goatse's work looks reasonably competent to people who are poor at English, which is one reason so many people are as harsh towards him as they are. On the other hand, a lot of what he writes looks like nonsense to people who are fluent.

Really sad to think there are ESLs out there who look at Goat and see the McDonald's of English translations when really he's a soup kitchen serving cold Chef Boyardee's ABC pasta mixed with piss, shaken not stirred.

@sensualaoi Close but no cigar. Almost made me think the poppycock that is the PG tag was worth it. Ten is key. Actually, Ten is key to just about everything, the administration, sky, heaven, the decimal system, we have powers of Ten just about everywhere in mathematics for a reason. Your effort (and the commenting QCers') is commendable, though.

@Dilflover Please don't hate, this is about MILFs, you can find people with your interests elsewhere (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@Mint You sound familiar. And minty.

@SectTrack Sorry about that, it's going to take a long time, I'm nowhere as good as you guys... I still have much to learn hahaha (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@Goatse Fucking A, man. I'm so totally going over this one. Damn, I hope we'll be able to meet again!

@bigwarmchocolate Yeah, so totally not obvious... Go back to your hive already. And stay there. Thank you.

STINK:

So is goatse gone now?

So is goatse gone now?

To both your question and the running gag.

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Really sad to think there are ESLs out there who look at Goat and see the McDonald's of English translations when really he's a soup kitchen serving cold Chef Boyardee's ABC pasta mixed with piss, shaken not stirred.

Kinda ironic when you consider that English is goatboy's 4th language. (at the very least)

STINK:

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@Goatse: I just underwent a procedure to have my nose amputated and placed in my rectum. Now I can fully appreciate your work.

@Sectrack I just found the lost city of Atlantis. It's In my left nostril. Which is now in my bum. It's a fucking cave of wonders now.

@sensualaoi Your new prosthetic brain has just arrived from Sweden.

TWINK:

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@G33FreyCroix
As promised , this is the classification. I'm in the "Purist Toshiue Mother-con" category just like you.


This classification will be included in the first post later.

@G33FreyCroix
As promised , this is the classification. I'm in the "Purist Toshiue Mother-con" category just like you.


This classification will be included in the first post later.

nice job (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

That graph is broken. It's missing a lot of divergences and the ones on there are either dumb (NTR), redundant (Toshishita/Toshiue) and the only one that should mention romance is purist.

This classification will be included in the first post later.

It looks redundant and complicated as hell.

Why can't we all just enjoy things we like? Why do people have to sub-categorize?

HEY! There's some "Gundam Build Figthers" h-doujins featuring Sei having sex with his mother. (About half of them featuring him taking China as a sidedish.) Let's just fap to said h-doujins and not hurt ourselves with detailed details. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

And if I'm not mistaken, "straight shota-con" is under age boys in general. Doesn't matter if they're with any older woman, older guy or someone their own age. Domination is just the secondary category, and people usually call it "Shotadom" when the two are mixed.

I feel tempted to make a more detailed, less redundant graph but using it for this thread would be like opening a new car wash inside a sewer.