[X] My Assistant

is G33FreyCroix a real person?

Such an account does not exist

heeya Goatse, could you translate this doujin, bounty link:

https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=11321


thanks in advance (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

@RalZ Sure ralZ

@rhudson765 come to the chat, i have something to say for you.

@Jacob Stop it already, Goatse said he isn't going to do your bidding. This isn't funny man.

@G33FreyCroix No, that's a different guy, not into editing, hahaha. But yup, you got that right.

@SectTrack Sure, thanks man (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I won't be attending the convention this year btw, couldn't get a ticket booked. I have some stuff to do but got in touch with Mira, not sure the team is ready for MILF yuri so I told her to hold her tits for a bit haha.

LINK:

I actually think goatse is afraid of posting new galleries now.

GG bad grammar tag.

@ Mika I need you do keep doing this forever.

@ Batman You have a mysterious package waiting for you in the lobby.

@ Phoneprankster I'm a stupid moron with a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

@ Freud Yeah my mum's kinda hot in those pants.

I need to potato my gynotractor this morning and I'm resisting the oblangst to fundice my fabolorries.

CHINK:

@raLz
Nah, don't worry about these obsessive spam poster (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). Just keep the bounty coming, Trust me there's no one in this community that can scanlate faster than us (Laruffii). Oh, we also provide novel translation if you want, a trickle decimal of bitcoin would do for commissioning novel (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). The bitcoin address is on my profile. Just click my nickname.

@G33FreyCroix, ok i'll fix it later, stepmother, mother-in-law, foster mother and blood-related mother will be divided in separated pages.
Edit : Mother-daughter YURI and Oyakodon will be included as well in a different page.

This post has been edited by Goatse: Oct 30 2014, 13:09

Trust me there's no one in this community that can scanlate faster than us (Laruffii).

Now all you have to do is a quality job.......

@Jacob Stop it already, Goatse said he isn't going to do your bidding. This isn't funny man.

It IS funny because I'm not Jacob. And there's this assumption that I am.

FUCKING suspicious, that post was. It reeks of Goatse.

And so I said, "I'm a horse, I'm supposed to have two left feet..."

kshhhhhhh

@Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus-tan,
@Athlete's Foot-tan,

Grave news. Jacob/Hectotane is now aligned with NSA under the Regulan Space Terrorists.
It seems he was finally turned by a contaminated voters' guide. One should never handle them without gloves and, most importantly, never read a word of them without our special textoptical filters.

Thanks to this new Andromedan SEP cypher, our "opposition" at E-Hentai will never even see this message. Ironic, considering that everything we do is for their sake. I wish it didn't have to be like this. Of course we have to fill as much demand as possible with transications, as quickly as possible. The memetic neuroviruses embedded within each doujin's syntactic structure are specifically designed to survive normal attempts at translation.

I want our children to know pure Earthian Porno-Communism, free of the taint of Regulan Space Communism. Perhaps it will give them strength. By now, it's clear that all we can do is buy time. If only we had another Dreadnought-class Multi-Personality System like Yuri Candy, but alas...

The final reckoning with the Regulans will be in a future generation's hands.

Message ends.

...so if your trap is leaking, you might have to put teflon tape under his nuts.

OINK:

This post has been edited by mechafujoshi: Oct 30 2014, 22:50

Some garbled radio transmission from someone who still thinks Hectotane (myself) is Jacob.

At first I thought Goatse was an idiot for making that assumption. And I still hold that for truth. Now I became an in-joke.

For fuck's sake. What do I have to do to prove that I'm NOT Jacob? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

@Jacotane,
Don't worry about it, nobody really takes it seriously.
<____<

@Jacotane,
Don't worry about it, nobody really takes it seriously.

I wanna avoid giving Goatse here a reason. So if you can be a kind-hearted person and please stop? Thank you in advance.

@Jimi Hendrix how u doing in heaven mate have you done any gigs with Albert King yet?

@N03hehe you should change your Nick man it sounds too much like mine

@N01r ça va?

This post has been edited by N04h: Oct 31 2014, 00:26

Well, this thread's devloved into nonsense.

KINK:

@G33FreyCroix, @SectTrack Oh guys great, I can't wait haha

@N01r Non, en fait, je suis nouveau ici, mais ça fait vraiment plaisir de voir qu'il existe encore des traducteurs motivés qui savent écrire sans faire une faute tous les trois mots et partir complètement en sucette avec le contexte... Je te souhaite bonne chance! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@GGRascal Well, that wasn't bad, but you really need to work on the context. This is important to our readers. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

DRINK:

DRINK:

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@G33FreyCroix, @SectTrack Oh guys great, I can't wait haha

@N01r Non, en fait, je suis nouveau ici, mais ça fait vraiment plaisir de voir qu'il existe encore des traducteurs motivés qui savent écrire sans faire une faute tous les trois mots et partir complètement en sucette avec le contexte... Je te souhaite bonne chance! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@GGRascal Well, that wasn't bad, but you really need to work on the context. This is important to our readers. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

DRINK:

wtf is that use english

wtf is that use english

He can't. It's fucking Goatse again. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)