[X] My Assistant

It's amazing to think that this would've actually worked as an Image Association thread. Oh well.

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SPRUNK:

I wonder what Goatse will do now. His "Transla-Reinvention" post has devolved. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

@G33FreyCroix
Sorry for making you wait. Here is the ToC :
[page] -> [Genre]
01 -> Mother-con One-shot/single chapter
02 -> Mother-con Doujin
03 -> Mother-con Manga
04 -> Father & Daughter-in-Law Mature
05 -> Father & Daughter Non-loli
06 -> Flabby-con, BBW MILF but non mother-con
07 -> BBW Granny
08 -> Sis-con Mature
09 -> Sis-con Shoujou
10 -> Gender Bender
11 -> Futa infected
12 -> Mild NTR
13 -> Extreme NTR
14 -> Aunty & Nephew
15 -> Cousin
16 -> Unreal
17 -> Ahegao Shoujou
18 -> PTA
19 -> Scat
20 -> Adventure
21 -> Harem
22 -> Random Doujin
23 -> Oji-con
Last Thread -> Latest release

Don't mind the haters, the haters are just spamming post (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) probably they got butthurt xD, Well, I'll sort everything out every weekend. hahaha i can't believe these guys would do something like that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif), if they want to hurt me they can start working/accepting on DragonEmperror's bounty or work with him to release stuff. That would really hurt me and might make me release stuff even slower (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). Oh, wait. If the haters work on each and every bounty of tkhang, i might not even release something for 2 months (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). And you know exactly , i never lie (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by Goatse: Oct 29 2014, 04:07

Harry it's Ron. Voldemort has Hermione and the magical tub of statutory lube that Dumbledore gave me for my erectus leviosa potion. Hagrid has fled hogwarts and is halfway through his training as a house elf. Dobby broke into my room last night and molested me with a large pair of socks. I thought he was free now. Why is he using articles of clothing to do weird stuff to my joy department? Anyway, after all this weird shit that's been going on I've decided to join hufflepuff, as I'm quite the french toast aficionado, and I don't have to deal with all this horcrux rapery.

THE SORTING HAT LIED TO US HARRY.

Don't mind the haters, the haters are just spamming post (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) probably they got butthurt xD, Well, I'll sort everything out every weekend. hahaha i can't believe these guys would do something like that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif), if they want to hurt me they can start working/accepting on DragonEmperror's bounty or work with him to release stuff. That would really hurt me and might make me release stuff even slower (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). Oh, wait. If the haters work on each and every bounty of tkhang, i might not even release something for 2 months (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). And you know exactly , i never lie (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

But those who know the truth know the truth.

Goats will probably do a shitty translation ANYWAY.

He will place it on E-Hentai and it will bet one star or under. As always.

He'll try and place it somewhere else. But it's not gonna matter. Somebody BETTER than him will make a BETTER version than his. And it's not gonna matter what street language he picked up whilst being in Japan. If people can understand it, and it doesn't come off as "something done by some big-talking hack;" then the job is done.

NIKL: (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Oh, wait. If the haters work on each and every bounty of tkhang, i might not even release something for 2 months (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). And you know exactly , i never lie (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I found this amusing, because I've been working on tkhangs bounty's xD




CHIPMUNK:

@klownboy yup, exactly like i said, if you finish each and every = "all" of them , until there are no tkhang bounty there, that would be holiday for 2 months for me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@Hoezilla contact me if you're reading this. Tell soulj4 and Ken2K to come along. We're on the chat.

CHIPMUNK:

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I AM AN INSANE PERSON WHO DOES MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS IN REGARD TO BOVINE ANUS.....

is G33FreyCroix a real person?

Such an account does not exist

heeya Goatse, could you translate this doujin, bounty link:

https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=11321


thanks in advance (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

@RalZ Sure ralZ

@rhudson765 come to the chat, i have something to say for you.

@Jacob Stop it already, Goatse said he isn't going to do your bidding. This isn't funny man.

@G33FreyCroix No, that's a different guy, not into editing, hahaha. But yup, you got that right.

@SectTrack Sure, thanks man (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I won't be attending the convention this year btw, couldn't get a ticket booked. I have some stuff to do but got in touch with Mira, not sure the team is ready for MILF yuri so I told her to hold her tits for a bit haha.

LINK:

I actually think goatse is afraid of posting new galleries now.

GG bad grammar tag.

@ Mika I need you do keep doing this forever.

@ Batman You have a mysterious package waiting for you in the lobby.

@ Phoneprankster I'm a stupid moron with a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

@ Freud Yeah my mum's kinda hot in those pants.

I need to potato my gynotractor this morning and I'm resisting the oblangst to fundice my fabolorries.

CHINK:

@raLz
Nah, don't worry about these obsessive spam poster (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). Just keep the bounty coming, Trust me there's no one in this community that can scanlate faster than us (Laruffii). Oh, we also provide novel translation if you want, a trickle decimal of bitcoin would do for commissioning novel (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). The bitcoin address is on my profile. Just click my nickname.

@G33FreyCroix, ok i'll fix it later, stepmother, mother-in-law, foster mother and blood-related mother will be divided in separated pages.
Edit : Mother-daughter YURI and Oyakodon will be included as well in a different page.

This post has been edited by Goatse: Oct 30 2014, 13:09

Trust me there's no one in this community that can scanlate faster than us (Laruffii).

Now all you have to do is a quality job.......

@Jacob Stop it already, Goatse said he isn't going to do your bidding. This isn't funny man.

It IS funny because I'm not Jacob. And there's this assumption that I am.

FUCKING suspicious, that post was. It reeks of Goatse.

And so I said, "I'm a horse, I'm supposed to have two left feet..."

kshhhhhhh

@Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus-tan,
@Athlete's Foot-tan,

Grave news. Jacob/Hectotane is now aligned with NSA under the Regulan Space Terrorists.
It seems he was finally turned by a contaminated voters' guide. One should never handle them without gloves and, most importantly, never read a word of them without our special textoptical filters.

Thanks to this new Andromedan SEP cypher, our "opposition" at E-Hentai will never even see this message. Ironic, considering that everything we do is for their sake. I wish it didn't have to be like this. Of course we have to fill as much demand as possible with transications, as quickly as possible. The memetic neuroviruses embedded within each doujin's syntactic structure are specifically designed to survive normal attempts at translation.

I want our children to know pure Earthian Porno-Communism, free of the taint of Regulan Space Communism. Perhaps it will give them strength. By now, it's clear that all we can do is buy time. If only we had another Dreadnought-class Multi-Personality System like Yuri Candy, but alas...

The final reckoning with the Regulans will be in a future generation's hands.

Message ends.

...so if your trap is leaking, you might have to put teflon tape under his nuts.

OINK:

This post has been edited by mechafujoshi: Oct 30 2014, 22:50