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I just want to give myself an enema and spray it back all over Goatse's face.

Wow, now that's love right there. If you did that it would be so romantic.

I just want to give myself an enema and spray it back all over Goatse's face.

Contender for quote of the year.

I'm thoroughly amused by all this honestly. Can the sekrit club have decoder rings, and if so do they come in boxes of cracker jacks or standard children's breakfast cereal?

@Eso There are secrets not even all awards, catgirls and base boosts in the world will buy you. But they aren't exactly secrets, only rumors.

If even global mods don't know then I am not sure if they are anything more than rumors.

A little announcement again (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Due to long thorough discussion with a few commissioners, we have made a decision to split the sekret club,There is 2 sekret club now. "Zetsubou" , for mother-con uploaders and buddy lists

and "Zoku" , for novel commissioner.
Zetsubou's gallery link will be shared in the forum in a certain way that i have mentioned in few posts above, and it will be 100% handled by Laruffii Team.

but we won't share Zoku's gallery link, we will only make announcement for works that have been released. Zoku's translation is purely handled by Avatar Team.

@All Laruffii's translators and editors
PICA will be shared with Avatar Team too, there's a color near your PP's border to indicate which team you come from. Laruffii team is blue, while Avatar team is cyan. Chat with them and be nice to each other (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

This post has been edited by Goatse: Nov 28 2014, 16:55

Goatse, if I find the ultimate 'mother-con' doujinshi and upload it for you, will you do these two things for me..?

1. Let me take a bunch of laxatives and use your face as a toilet.

2. Cut your dick off, bronze it and stick it up your own ass.

Blah-blah-blah we split our super-secret, supa-sekret badly-translated doujin/manga-hiding club.

Okay, okay! We get it. You're a thin-skinned coward who can't take harsh criticism over translations that YOU CAN correct but refuse to. You'd also crap in your pants over the threat of some critics who'd actually work hard to label you for said horrible translations; the so-called "grammar nazies."

Okay, okay! We get it. You're a thin-skinned coward who can't take harsh criticism over translations that YOU CAN correct but refuse to. You'd also crap in your pants over the threat of some critics who'd actually work hard to label you for said horrible translations; the so-called "grammar nazies."

You might want to consider the fact that posting stuff like this actually encourages him.

@G33FreyCroix
a separate thread has been made special for Zoku members
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=172956

As requested, Added RapidGator and Uploaded.net alternative link, you will be informed when it's finished.

Zetsubou's thread will also be made separately later.

This post has been edited by Goatse: Nov 30 2014, 09:46

@G33FreyCroix
a separate thread has been made special for Zoku members
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=172956

As requested, Added RapidGator and Uploaded.net alternative link, you will be informed when it's finished.

Zetsubou's thread will also be made separately later.

@Goatse
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The door is your face.

You might want to consider the fact that posting stuff like this actually encourages him.

I know and I'm sorry. But the only thing he's gonna do is suck even more.

He mistook me, this poor old black man, as that Fakku guy. Goatse is NOT all there, as we all well know.

Goatse is the most delusional pricklet to grace this forum. He makes me look reasonable.

@Darius997
Nope, we will also release stuff for the normal gallery. Nah, don't mind that comment made from the butthurt spamlator, he's just itchin' to tag our gallery with poor grammar tag hahahha. That's why he keep repeating that over and over.
I've prepared hmm let's say two hundred or so galleries for the x-mas release, we'll present it as a gift for the readers.

goatse pls. y u no answer me

@mrves
Regarding those two gallery's translation. Go ahead bro, I'll leave them to you. Don't worry, we won't snipe them, 'cause you're doing a good job there. And you know i never lie (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@666devilrum
You want me to make a list of zoku sekret members ? Gimme a break, You can invite anyone you like and do what you guys always do, We have added another team and given exclusive services to zoku members. Currently my target is increasing Zetsubou Sekret Members first. For the normal gallery we have Lazarus H and Natty-sama. I'll try to invite more team to zoku, so there will be like 4 tank-translations/day.

This post has been edited by Goatse: Dec 2 2014, 11:40

Okay, okay! We get it. You're a thin-skinned coward who can't take harsh criticism over translations that YOU CAN correct but refuse to. You'd also crap in your pants over the threat of some critics who'd actually work hard to label you for said horrible translations; the so-called "grammar nazies."

Actually, try tagging poor grammar on laruffi's release, their mistake counts are always under 10 for some reason. They're already immune to that tag, before that tag even exists. Only CGR and other hopeful but clueless translators got hit badly by "grammar nazies"

And you know i never lie (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

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Weird response, but whatever.

@mrves
Let's keep it secret between us (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) You may sound harsh in responding it but that's fine, Mother-con's manga translation effort is always appreciated no matter what. That is our goal & interest, and that also includes giving help to any team/free translator/bounty poster who's working on mother-con doujin/manga, 'cause it benefits us (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

@tiap
Have you ever learned thai-boxing ?
There is a famous wise line in thai-boxing :
You cannot see the forest (our good motive), if you only put your concentration in one tree (your misunderstood reasoning).

@Owen of HentaiRules
You may become our Zetsubou's members, just pm me when you're online or here. Let's talk about some profit for you.

This post has been edited by Goatse: Dec 2 2014, 16:21

@tiap
Have you ever learned thai-boxing ?
There is a famous wise line in Thai-boxing :
You cannot see the forest (our good motive), if you only put your concentration in one tree (your misunderstood reasoning).

1546 J. HEYWOOD Pro v. II. iv. (1867) 51 Plentie is nodeintie, ye see not your owne ease. I see, ye can not see the wood for trees. —Oxford English Dictionary.

Heywood must've been an avid Muay Thai enthusiast.

@Sene2001
The X-mas presents for you will be 17 Galleries of mother-con.

@Everyone affiliated
I have updated some explanation in the first post of Zo.S and Ze.S thread. Be sure to read it, it's a good news for you (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

@666devilrum
Nah, don't mind him (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif). We never talk or reply to this defected-translator's post anymore. You could very well see this person's quality from the way he write in Japanese, He probably copy paste it from 2ch or ask his Japanese teacher. The way he keep spamming our thread just make it more sense that he is immature , 13 years old maybe ? i dunno (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

@PersonaFan08
You are really funny, Do we(me and Ozymandiaspoem) really have that kind of thread lock capability ? If so, i'd like to use that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

@Hectotane
Face it Jacob, you don't get any mostly-loli-content magazine from any magazine released by wani that you've been promising over and over, instead they inserted Shoujo-con, JK, oyakodon, MILF , and Mother-con content. You already lose man xD. Quit with your lying already or should i mention that your 4000 x 40000 px is actually a resized form of Japanese RAW which original size is 1600px (300DPI) ? That's why it takes time and gets hard for your staff to print it. Not to mention that your translators worked really slow (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

This post has been edited by Goatse: Dec 3 2014, 11:26