[X] My Assistant

I hate the disgusting smell of cigarette smoke.

I hate life right now... If I didn't like lemons, it probably would rain lemons on me. In fact, if you hear about a rain of lemons in the near future, I'm probably at the center.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these?!

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these?!

When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.

I 3rd this

See when they say it, I get this warm and tingly feeling inside. Like a beautiful girl just professed her love to me (something neither of them have ever had). But when you say it, it kind of hurts my feelings. I thought we had something special? Remember that time I gave your furry ass a scooby snack?

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

FTFY.

good old cave johnson..
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See when they say it, I get this warm and tingly feeling inside. Like a beautiful girl just professed her love to me (something neither of them have ever had). But when you say it, it kind of hurts my feelings. I thought we had something special? Remember that time I gave your furry ass a scooby snack?

Why won't you die?

Why won't you die?

You can not kill that which has no form. ...so until you track his/her ass down, we're stuck.

@FourThirteen

When Life Gives You Lemons
"Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
— Cave Johnson, Portal 2

(wolfgirl of autumn92 @ Jan 8 2013, 20:00)

I 3rd this

Marien:But when you say it, it kind of hurts my feelings.

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I thought we had something special?

Nope,we never did,not that I know of.

Remember that time I gave your furry ass a scooby snack?

Yes,I do,you tricked me,you filled it up with Penut butter and it all got stuck to the top of my mouth.
It drove me nuts trying to get that shit off the top of my mouth. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


@rainbowmagnum and blakfayt
Use fire (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Jan 10 2013, 04:59

@rainbowmagnum and blakfayt
Use fire (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

yes, immolation is the way to go with all things.

yes, immolation is the way to go with all things.

I had to look up the word "immolation"
It means Fire sacrifice (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Man that does sounds good. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I had to look up the word "immolation"
It means Fire sacrifice (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Man that does sounds good. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

It's my favorite word.

I hate the fact that this page has a horizontal scroll bar because of a colossal image in one of the posts.

I hate the fact that this page has a horizontal scroll bar because of a colossal image in one of the posts.

Yeah,sorry about that.
I really did not know it was gonna be that big.
I'm gonna removed it.

EDIT:Fixed I removed it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Jan 10 2013, 04:59

I hate the fact that I'm immune to most poisons (mostly natural ones like poison ivy)... to be more exact, the fact that my immunity seems to work on pain killers... Yay for getting two bones drilled into without being put to sleep and without the pain killers working. As if my migraine wasn't bad enough by itself.

Yes,I do,you tricked me,you filled it up with Penut butter and it all got stuck to the top of my mouth.
It drove me nuts trying to get that shit off the top of my mouth.

That wasn't peanut butter.

I hate the fact that I'm immune to most poisons (mostly natural ones like poison ivy)... to be more exact, the fact that my immunity seems to work on pain killers... Yay for getting two bones drilled into without being put to sleep and without the pain killers working. As if my migraine wasn't bad enough by itself.

How is this even possible?

That wasn't peanut butter.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Oh shit,I'm gonna go puke now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/faint.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I can't stand loli expungers. Seriously, they might be the second most retarded people on the internet.

I can't stand loli expungers. Seriously, they might be the second most retarded people on the internet.

Or those guys who just expunge things as "garbage" because they don't like the content. I mean seriously, "Futa is nasty shit" is NOT grounds to expunge something.

That wasn't peanut butter.
How is this even possible?

Why not peanut butter? Was it cheese?


And how is it even possible? I don't know, it just is. I have a few nicknames though, but I don't want to give them out right now. But apparently I'm not the only person with such immunities to anesthesia and pain killers. I will say this much though... I've had a lot of things happen around me that should not have been possible.

I can't stand loli expungers. Seriously, they might be the second most retarded people on the internet.

People who expunge loli and shota and futa and everything but missionary position should just <censored>. I mean, so what if I like a boy that is half my height? I'm not making you like it! It is like the people who claim to be "homophobic"-they aren't afraid, they just hate.

Or those guys who just expunge things as "garbage" because they don't like the content. I mean seriously, "Futa is nasty shit" is NOT grounds to expunge something.

But Futa is disgusting! Lee cute!


This post has been edited by MikukoAya: Jan 10 2013, 09:13