[X] My Assistant

Well, see I had to turn in 10 page and a half long papers throughout the semester, I'm just a stupid fuck who didn't do them because it's more fun to play Silent Hill. Hardly matters though as I'm bound to fail one class for not turning in a paper over stuff I didn't understand at all. When I told the professor I didn't understand the material he blamed me for not understanding it. Prick.

Do what I did. Threaten your teacher with violence.

You'll have plenty of time to drink as much beer as you want, become a shut in, and like the cold.

Also, you can be that guy who threatened to blow up your teacher's house. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I saw my old science teacher 6 months ago when I was at the pub and she still remembered me, after 12 years.

Do what I did. Threaten your teacher with violence.

You'll have plenty of time to drink as much beer as you want, become a shut in, and like the cold.

Also, you can be that guy who threatened to blow up your teacher's house. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I saw my old science teacher 6 months ago when I was at the pub and she still remembered me, after 12 years.

If she remembered you, maybe that meant she had a thing for you... YOU BLEW IT, BRO!!

Also, wasshehot?.jpeg

Well, see I had to turn in 10 page and a half long papers throughout the semester, I'm just a stupid fuck who didn't do them because it's more fun to play Silent Hill. Hardly matters though as I'm bound to fail one class for not turning in a paper over stuff I didn't understand at all. When I told the professor I didn't understand the material he blamed me for not understanding it. Prick.

Indeed, what a jerk! He doesn't realize that Silent Hill is more important than stupid materials? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Indeed, what a jerk! He doesn't realize that Silent Hill is more important than stupid materials? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

No shit, it's only like the hypest horror game ever.

i hate it when my toe accidentally hit the table's leg

I fucking HATE verizon.
Sprint is also is no better.

I hate being suddenly bumped my head by random people. (No kidding there.)

i hate it when i have tonnes of pics to save

If she remembered you, maybe that meant she had a thing for you... YOU BLEW IT, BRO!!

Also, wasshehot?.jpeg

The idea of her having a thing for me will replace the guro spider clown in my nightmares.

Also no, she had a face like a bulldog sucking piss off a cactus.

i hate it when i forgot people's names

I fucking hate my math professor now. She hands us an assignment that isn't even on the list then just tells us "oh, and sometimes you'll have to make something a radical again so that you can fix it!" without telling us WHEN WE DO THAT. That's like putting someone in a car and saying "Oh, some times we stop" but not explaining that you do that at red lights and stop signs!

i hate when she left me hanging. She worried about what? Seriously I need to know!

i'm walking in the middle of fast traffic

I fucking hate people that spam everypost in the first or first two pages of a forum in less than 15 minutes.

This post has been edited by ESeion: Dec 8 2012, 19:21

I fucking hate people that spam everypost in the first or first two pages of a forum in less than 15 minutes.

Are you thinking of anyone in particular. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Are you thinking of anyone in particular. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Indeed, although I might be thinking of different people at different times (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif).

Indeed, although I might be thinking of different people at different times (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif).

are you missing me, then?

are you missing me, then?

Nobody misses you.

are you missing me, then?

With every bullet so far...
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I hate to love the past three comments (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)