[X] My Assistant

As we go through our horrible everyday existence we all find new things that aggravate, annoy, or just plain bring down our terrible fury. So here's a thread about the shit that does any of the above three and more!

Earlier I went to the bathroom, and there was a guy in the middle stall, no matter which stall I chose I had to sit next to another man taking a dump. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I hate when i'm on youtube trying to find that one scene from an episode of something and it's always dubbed in a random language by an english speaking user. That and (random people) user reviews on ANYTHING.

This post has been edited by Super Shanko: Nov 16 2012, 09:39

That and (random people) user reviews on ANYTHING.

Fucking metacritic, worst idea ever. I went there cause my former douche friend swore by the site. I fucking cried when I discovered that 80% of my gaming library had like 50% and lower because there was "too much talking and the gameplay was turnbased bullshit". IT'S A FUCKING JRPG, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT ASSHAT?!

Maybe it's just me, but I really, REALLY fucking hate people who whistle at the workplace, like what's happening in mine. Even worse if it's the same old songs over and over. It's a miracle that I haven't snapped and stapled my co-worker's lips shut.

It's rude, obnoxious, and it really distracts from people who want to concentrate on their work.

I hate when potheads say they are Rastafarian and love Bob Marley when they know nothing about the movement or person.

I'm actually tired of just about every movie and show nowadays where the one guy smokes weed. It's like when everything had japan(ese) references several years ago only more annoying because they have that scene where they're all high out on their ass and wacky.

At the moment, I mainly hate people who struggle with the English language yet insist on frequenting English-language forums. Fine, maybe they are somehow improving their skill incrementally by putting it to use, but in the meantime, there's a critical problem: you're attempting to communicate, and I have no fucking clue what the flying shit you are trying to say to me. Why am I expected to automatically grasp whatever idiotic drivel you wanted to express just because you're using poorly-arranged English words to express it?

Come on, if I went on a website in your native language and created threads and talked to people in broken Google-translated sentences, wouldn't you find me annoying? Of course you fucking would! I'd essentially be a pointless bother wasting everybody's time because I'm incapable of understanding or being understood by anybody I tried to talk to.

Forums exist for the general purpose of communicating written information of some kind, and if a person can't communicate in the native language of the forum, anything they try to say on that forum is effectively meaningless to anyone trying to read it. So, why the fuck are you even trying? When I see a post in broken English, my only options as a replier are to either ignore you (which doesn't help you learn a language any faster), or sit scratching my head and trying to puzzle out what you could possibly be trying to say, which is a big waste of time and effort on my part. I could just as easily be talking to people who I already like and who don't give me a damned mess of a post to try to sift through.

In a more general sense, I guess I just hate people who don't seem to comprehend the fact that they affect the people around them. A forum does not exist for their personal amusement, to answer their inane questions or coach them on their speech. It's a give and take, as any form of communication is, and if they have nothing of substance to give back, they need to just fuck off and leave us alone.

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I still think I'm struggling with English. Most of the time.

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I still think I'm struggling with English. Most of the time.

Considering I can understand you 95% of the time, I'd say you're not struggling that much anymore. Then again, we don't hang out that much. My point is, you can form coherent English sentences. You have a general understanding of grammar, syntax, verb tenses, and common vocabulary. There are people who post here without more than a loose grip on even one of those things.

Edit:
You should also know by now not to listen to me. Nobody else really does.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Nov 16 2012, 09:20

Edit:
You should also know by now not to listen to me. Nobody else really does.

I am still waiting Robbie to say he hate everyone of us. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I am still waiting Robbie to say he hate everyone of us. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Not only all of us.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's currently preparing a list, assuming he's seen this topic at any time between the time it was made and now.

I am still waiting Robbie to say he hate everyone of us.

Just start a forum search so that you can stop waiting and resume whatever shit you were doing, then.

Grammar rapists and txttlk uterine accidents also are on top of my hate list and Four is my man. Damn straight.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Nov 16 2012, 10:13

This thread has so much potential... that I want to... cry... except that I read the posts and most of them are mild complaints.

You OP sir, are asking for it, so go become a woman ffs manbewbs are nature's way of saying DO NOT WANT.

Now go make some drama and bring it fresh.



@ Mister NumberName
Sadly for you they increase the website's revenue.




@ Mika
Heil grammar (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif).

i hate in when ppl call me when i'm walking in the middle of fast traffic!

I am just plain awesome, and I have Rainbowmagnum's full support in petitioning for a mod position.

Ok, here goes......

STUFF I HATE.

1. People who talk loudly on mobile phones. I want to hit them with their phone and make them eat it.

2. People who look happy when they're going to work. I've never been happy when I've ever gone to work.

3. Adam Sandler. If you don't understand why?, I hate you.

4. The British.

5. The Republican party.

6. Every other person on the road except me.

7. Hipsters. I want to fucking strangle them.

8. Wolfgirl. If you don't understand why? I hate you.

9. Anything made by Apple.

10. Junkies. I want to shoot them all.

11. The people who keep putting guro images on my packets of cigarettes. Seriously, if you're gonna tax the fuck out of something at least let me enjoy it.

12. Julia Gillard. If you can't understand why? fuck off and die.

13. People who use big words with no meaning in an attempt to come across as intelligent when they are clearly fucktards.

14. The police. They always treat me like I'm a criminal when I've done nothing wrong, and behave like assholes. (most of the time anyway)

15. Fundamentalist practitioners of any religion. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL. WE GET IT.

16. The guy who lives underneath my apartment.

17. People who smoke tons of weed and sit there and tell me it doesn't fuck you up.

18. Dubstep. It isn't music.

19. People who post inane bullshit in nearly every topic. Hikari, I am talking to you.

20. The guy who invented Guitar Hero. There is nothing heroic about it.

21. Frank Walker from national tiles.

22. Tom Cruise. Seriously, that guy is a douchebag of the highest caliber.

23. The American standard of English. Especially when I have to put a z in something because my spellcheck says I'm wrong because I'm not American.

24. White people who pretend to be black.

25. Outdated legislation allowing complete nutjobs to own guns.

26. Morbidly obese women who wear revealing clothing. It's like looking at a giant pillow case stuffed with ricotta cheese.

27. Yomuchan.

28. David Letterman. He simply isn't funny.

29. Chick flicks.

30. Chicks who post crap on facebook and get 200 people liking their status because she has boobs.

31. People who pretend to be women on the internet.

32. Hippies.

33. The guy who invented reality television. I want to kick him in the balls so hard.

34. Snooki. Also the rest of those fuckers on that show.

35. Donald Trump. Especially his hair, what is the fucking deal with his goddamn hair?

36. The fact that most anime nowadays is crap, and the only reason people watch it is because it has gratuitous panty shots. Seriously, just watch hentai.

37. Justin Bieber. I want to stab him, with bullets.

38. Madonna. She is bad, and should feel bad.

39. The guy who killed Dimebag Darrel.

40. The American version of the Office.

41. Nazis. (not the grammar kind)

42. People who hate ponies just because there are people who like them.

43. Most of the people on Deviantart.

44. Women who go out with complete assholes, get treated like shit, and then keep coming back for more.

45. Sasha Baron Cohen. I can't stand him or his shitty movies.

46. Oprah. I want to drop a ridiculously large cake on her.

47. Anyone who uses a machine to enhance their voice and still call themselves an artist.

48. George. W. Bush and his puppeteers.

49. People who fit huge exhausts to shitbox cars and think they're cool.

50. Nauseatingly perky people. I can't stand them.

I'll post more when I'm less hungover.

Myriad truths.

Dude, someday I'll donate some of my awesome hair to you.

I hate the fact that I have shit to do this morning and because my room mate gets friday's off he's still in fucking bed, meaning I can't read this god damn book and write this stupid fucking paper.

rainbowmagnum
Ok, here goes......
STUFF I HATE.
1.Wolfgirl. If you don't understand why? I hate you.

I'm sure I know why. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


STUFF I HATE.
1.rainbowmagnum. If you don't understand why? Go get Alcohol Poisoning and die.

2. people who think they are better than everybody.

3. people who drink all the fucking time.

4. girls who act girly girly all the fuck time.

5. Guitar Hero.

6. Justin Bieber I wanna take a 50cal Sniper Rifle and blow off his fucking face off.

I have a big list to,but I don't want to look like Rainbow.

Things I hate? Ok, let's see...

* Grumpy & dishonest people.

* 45-50 years old men that behaving like spoiled brats.

* My job & especially my lazy partner.

* My neighbor's dog which pees in my car wheel every morning.

People who talk loudly on mobile phones.

Junkies. I want to shoot them all.

People who use big words with no meaning in an attempt to come across as intelligent when they are clearly fucktards.

The guy who invented reality television. I want to kick him in the balls so hard.

People who hate ponies just because there are people who like them.

Also this.

girls who act girly girly all the fuck time.

Now I remember why I like tomboys, thanks.

This post has been edited by BrainSucks: Nov 16 2012, 20:09

Things I hate...

Uh, I hate hating things, mostly because I realize the futility of it. That and I hate sounding like a whiny bitch by complaining about things (despite the fact that I still complain). In the end it always comes to "*Insert reason* blah, blah, cry *insert human fallacy* bitch, whine, /wrist *woe is me crap* followed by wondering why some human condition can't make sense/be somehow correct/aligned to my beliefs (despite the fact that if it did we would lack individuality and the very thing that makes us human)."

...wow I sound a bitter, depressed, cynical, and bitchy asshat. I'm never replying to this thread again.

Oh, and if don't find the blatant attempt at humor in this I hate you too <3~