Woke up, took a horrible pill, went to the Doctor's and learned I'd done 'the improbable', typed several huge PMs, maybe made a new friend here on the forums and proved myself right in a fight with my brother.
I woke up and cleaned my cat's litter box. It's like Cats Gone Wild in there sometimes with the way she likes to fling kitty litter all over the carpet. And then after I scooped the shit and piss out of there, I vacuumed my room.