This morning when I was driving to work, I kept seeing cop cars driving around in my neighborhood. When I turned on the radio, I heard that there was a big shootout at the mall near to where I live. They said some black guys and Mexican guys got into a fender bender in the parking lot and got into an argument and then started shooting at each other! Some of the guys drove away up the freeway and still kept shooting and some other guys ran back in the mall. They had to evacuate the mall and put it on lockdown for several hours. That was a bit unnerving.
And then when I was driving home from work, I saw a group of Jehovah's Witness guys all gathered on the corner down the street from my house, getting ready to go door-to-door to annoy people by trying to sell their meaningless religious bullshit. But ohhh, girrrrl, they were all on their bikes with their white shirts and ties and neat haircuts and bike helmets, looking sooo delectable. Is it wrong that I get turned on by that kinda shit?
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