[X] My Assistant

This past saturday I went to a bitchen ass party. Epic Foods man. Epic as in great or grandiose; Foods as in plural as in more than one kind. Had, Rock Band and portal and fire...and lots of booze of whoch I did not partake. I got home about 1:30, slept till just before 1 in the afternoon; Looked at my clock and went "fuck....I got to be at work in two hours."


So yea, that was my weekend.

This past saturday I went to a bitchen ass party. Epic Foods man. Epic as in great or grandiose; Foods as in plural as in more than one kind. Had, Rock Band and portal and fire...and lots of booze of whoch I did not partake. I got home about 1:30, slept till just before 1 in the afternoon; Looked at my clock and went "fuck....I got to be at work in two hours."
So yea, that was my weekend.

Lawl, I can just imagine a new commercial advertisement for "Epic Foods"

"Bring out the Epic Foods, and bring the Epic!" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Let's see. . .I slept in til nearly 2 pm, I took a shower, I ate something then opened a Christmas card from my dad (ka-ching), I turned on Oprah but it was a rerun so then I cleaned my fish's dirty tank water. In other words, it was a slow day at the mental home.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Dec 12 2007, 02:59

here, work, here, studies, exams, here, work, here, food, here.

In that order.

=/

I think we all need to expand our horizons a little bit.

While I need to shrink mine and take a break...

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I think we all need to expand our horizons a little bit.

or rather I had nothing to do. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Is destroying the world a viable way to expand ones horizons?

Yes...

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It's not about thinking to hard, and not getting to lay back and think enough. Oh, do I miss the days I could just lay back, take a break from everything, and think the day away... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Thinking is overrated. That's why we have the government to do it for us. They always know what's best.

I work for the government...crap... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

The theory is proven.

I'm sick so I did nothing today except surf the net and watch a stream of the Bleach movies.

Isn't that all you do anyway?

No krel! Whenever my mom goes to the grocery store I go in with her and load and unload the groceries, and I help bag the groceries. I can carry four twelve packs of soda at once(one on every two fingers, minus the thumbs), I carry about nine bags in the house at once, I take out the trash, put it out at the road every wednesday, I clean the cabinets, kill snakes(some were poisonous), get the mail, and take care of my mom when she is sick, my dad is stubborn and just takes medicine and tries to sleep. And whenever we get a new device my mom has me set it up. And I cook my own food. And I cant think of anything else right now. But I know there is more. I basically do all heavy lifting.

tl;dr

As I already stated, we don't want windows to your pathetic life.

You asked krel. And I now you're watching Blade, don't bother saying anything!

This post has been edited by Golden Alchemist: Dec 12 2007, 08:13

A simple no will suffice. Not a giant long winded paragraph of nothingness.

This post has been edited by Krel: Dec 12 2007, 08:15

Now I'm watching Brad Pitt prance around in his little Greek skirt in the movie Troy. I thought the movie was only gonna be a couple hours long but nooooooo, it's one of those 4 hour jobs. So now I have my laptop on my couch and I'm posting and watching the movie at the same time. Ohhh, girrrrl! I saw his man-panties so many times!