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I've got two stories. A cat story and a cousin story.
Cat:
Last night, my cat kept licking her crotch and when I inspected what was going on, I noticed she had a dried hair turd sticking halfway out of her ass (eww). I got a napkin and tried to pull it out but of course she didn't want me messing around back there so I fed her some more food hoping she'd have a bowel movement. All last night she was walking around with this hair clog dingleberry oxytipping out her butt and I was kind of worrying about it. But luckily, this morning when I greeted her after she came in her cat door from being outside, the poop was gone and her little pink stinker was back to normal.
Cousin:
Then today, my cousin (the half Japanese one I'm always talking about) came over and she gave me a hug and we chatted. When she left, I reeked like her stinky perfume so I got in the shower and scrubbed myself down. When I could still smell it in the shower, I soaped my nose to get the stench out of my nostrils. I'm not even kidding, I stuck soap up my nose. My friend always said you could tell when my cousin was in the house from the smell of cigarettes and stinky perfume. But I love her and it was good to see her even though I now have a sinus headache.
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What did you do today?, Other than come to this stupid place.
May 22 2009, 20:56
