OK, it's nighttime now and I just got back from going on an odyssey with my mother. That woman drives me nuts!!!!
She needed cream for her yeast-infected vagina (ew) so we went to the store and when we were out in the parking lot getting ready to leave, she started telling a lady in this huge SUV that she'd parked too close to my car so the lady backed up and reparked just so I could get in on the driver's side (how embarrassing).
Then we went through the drive-thru at Taco Bell and she started telling the dude who was taking our order to make the tacos really big and not skimp on the beef and cheese. Ugh. And then up at the window, she was talking to the guy while he was giving us our tacos like he was a long-lost friend while 20 cars backed up behind us.
And then we stopped by my friend's work at the Chevron so I could pilfer some Splendas and creamers and thankfully, she sat in the car and ate a taco (calmed the beast). And afterward I told her to
please stick some of that cream up in her va-jay-jay so she'd get out of her bitchy mode.
Gawd.
Oh, and then my cat sat there on the arm of my couch while I was eating and made me give her half of the filling out of my tacos. (IMG:[
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