I wasn't rubbing it hard or fast enough to where I was trying to start a fire, you dipshits, I was just testing the fragrance of my crotch through my pants. Jeez.
Betty Boop the Avon lady came over and I got some lip gloss and some little diamond stud earrings that only cost me $8.99! Ohhh, girrrrl, what fag doesn't love lip gloss and diamond earrings?
Now I have to give my cat a bath. Gays may love cats but we're deathly afraid of pussy.
It should. I drove from the guy I was drinking at last night, slept most of the day, and then made my ex cry enough so that she'd leave me alone (finally) and have been sitting here playing with my computer ever since..
I sat around with a gut ache all day and watched the Charger-Bronco football game. Wow, that was some fucked up piece of shit bogus game. We had two bad calls against us and if it wasn't for that, we would have won. Lame.
This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Sep 15 2008, 01:44