[X] My Assistant

Slept all day. Ithink I'm finally over my latest illness.

Did some housework and then my friend and I went to The Home Depot. After I got home, I watched a DVD he loaned me of some 9/11 conspiracy documentaries. I've seen clips from these types of documentaries before but never watched any in their entirety. All I have to say is Oh. My. God.

The jews really did it?

This post has been edited by abp10: Aug 9 2008, 17:33

Let's see...I got up; played Xbox; went to the store; tried to fix my computer; fapped.

Been playing BF:BC all day on Xbox live.

I planned on just watching some of the Olympics and playing Braid, but partway through my internet surfing I got hit with one of those fake ass spyware removal programs. I've dealt with Awola6 before, but this time it was AntiVirus XP 2008. So it was running spyware programs, virus scans and registry cleaners for me all day.

I hate soldering.

But you love going commando.

It's a bad joek because it doesn't make sense, don't try to make sense of it and continue playing the best next generation console, the PS2.

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

Not a typo.

The jews really did it?

No, your big fat mom did a controlled demolition of the twin towers and then shot a missile out of her stinky stretched out pussy that left a hole in the side of the Pentagon the size of Coco's anus.

No, your big fat mom did a controlled demolition of the twin towers and then shot a missile out of her stinky stretched out pussy that left a hole in the side of the Pentagon the size of Coco's anal.

Fixed.

On a related note, I got this email from my boss about the cable runs in the TV station which I found humorous:

Please review the attached document. This is the final cable run list as we need to finish or be Finnish

God, I'm a dork.

This post has been edited by radixius: Aug 10 2008, 08:01

That reminds me of this T-shirt I used to always see in one of my catalogs that always made me laugh. Here, I found a pic of what it said.

(IMG:[gannonman.com] http://gannonman.com/image/Czech+yoself_667488192.jpg)



(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Does that mean I'm a dork, too?

Yes.

ADDENDUM: I'm at work, watching Azumanga Daioh, first episode at this point, and it's dangerous because I'm the only person around and Tomo always makes me want to stab throats.

This post has been edited by radixius: Aug 10 2008, 09:47

Ahh Azumanga Daioh, funny at first, suicide inducing before it's all over.

I'm watching Doris Day movies on TCM. It's a gay man's paradise.

I got to clean my own vomit out of my trash bin. I'm going to get a new one later. one that I can't barf in, no matter how drunk I am.

my life rocks

I woke up and fapped. I came three times before realizing I hadn't been on the forums here in about eight months. Here I am. I'm still fapping, but now to words.

No, your big fat mom did a controlled demolition of the twin towers and then shot a missile out of her stinky stretched out pussy that left a hole in the side of the Pentagon the size of Coco's anus.

My mom is fat.

My mom's a man.

Nothing special...watched teleshopping, visited e-hentai (writing forum posts and fighting monsters) and did some housework. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Work, work, work.

Debugged a hard program.
Drew some stuff.
Celebrated my B-day with some friends.
Forum time.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Aug 11 2008, 01:46