Got groceries and was amazed a bit by a license plate. Newer Ontario plates are in a ABCD 123 format. Usually they refuse to use anything that could be in the least bit offensive. Yet still I saw this plate and the letters were BDSM.
I can eat a whole bag of Twizzalers Extra Long before an airplane can go across the country. Airplanes can drive 2000 miles per hour, and they use gas! All's I got is a couple teeth. I think somebody's embarrassed.
I had my audiologist adjust my hearing aid a bit today (she fucked up the low tones so as soon as I left, I had to go right back in and have her redo it cuz it was driving me nuts) and then my mom and I went out for lunch and went shopping. God, I don't know where that woman gets her energy but she was going crazy in Target at the jewelry counter. It's not like she doesn't buy enough crap off of QVC. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
My dad is all about clocks. Fucking clocks everywhere and the constant sound of ticking. And those ones that when the hour changes, it plays like a 2 minute long tune. QVC, yard sales, Wal-Mart... he can't buy enough clocks.