Oh, Jesus, I just threw mud for the second time. And I swear when I was in the bathroom, I was reading a Brylane Home (kitchen edition) catalog and there was a picture of barbecued ribs. Uhhhhllllghggg. Gross. This is like when I eat at that seedy Mexican restaurant down on E and Broadway. (IMG:[
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And to make things worse, my little pooper is raw from wiping so much. I had to save some money and buy Scott toilet paper and not Charmin when I went to Wal Mart the last time. But Charmin gets stuck in your butt. Oh, God, my butt hurts. And I'm not even making a yaoi joke this time. (IMG:[
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