[X] My Assistant

Eh... I had eaten some food..

You're truly the average one.

I hope you're making those brochures with gratuitous use of slow motion among a sepia-toned background.

I just redid one of the many sample brochures off of Word.

Finished getting raped by second half of finals.

OK, my cousin and my uncle came over. They were over at my aunt's house across the street before they came over here but they didn't stay very long. My cousin was wearing her tight jeans (as predicted) and a little tit top so as she was bent over putting stuff into her car and saying goodbye to my mom and my aunt, I ran upstairs to grab my camera so I could take a picture of her ass to post for you guys (she does have a nice ass).

However, the batteries weren't charged for my digital camera so I fumbled around for some regular ones and by the time I got done putting them in and aiming the camera out the window at her, she had already gotten in the car!!!! But at least I tried.

Then after that, I watered my sunflowers and gave my tomato plants some Miracle-Gro and then popped another load of towels into the wash. Just another typical day for me.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 24 2008, 01:18

Fluffy.. What am I going to do with my Viagra now?

Crush it into powder and sell it to some drug addict for money?

Actually, I think that's what Miracle-Gro is made out of. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Or vice versa. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Drove me ma to sunderland, first time I'd ever gone passed 40 and first time on the motorway, so much fun get so nerve racking. Erm... sat around the comp thinking of names to called virgin media because they capped my speed so I only get 70 KB/s max till about 10pm...twats.

...And "twats" is the best you could come up with?

Um, I haven't really done anything so far today. Yesterday I went to Borders and a local used-books store I discovered online. Good stuff. I tried to go to another place I discovered online, but it seems someone may have just been selling out of his/her apartment. That ass. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

I need books. But first I need to know exactly what I have, which will have to wait until I go home, probably late tonight.

...And "twats" is the best you could come up with?

I'm being lazy tonight. Been sitting here for the last 20 mins waiting for Over Drive 11 to download, really is taking the piss tbh. When your supposed to have a 20mb download connection and atm your only getting 40/50 KB/s it's will get you angry but what's the point of insulting them, they already know there shit.

Bring back Telewest, they knew how to run a cable internet business.

This post has been edited by Henda: Apr 25 2008, 22:47

This morning, I used this new color care formula shampoo and conditioner I had bought and it smells so damn good. My hair is nice and shiny, too, and hopefully my highlights won't fade. Then the Avon lady came over and I had ordered some sample sized lipsticks and mascaras, which were nice.

Also, it's warm out today and I want to go outside and tend to my tomatoes but I'm so freakin' tired. I went to bed at 5:30 this morning and woke up at 8 am to the sound of my cat sitting next to me on the bed meowing her head off at me to get up. After I fell back asleep and got up around 10:30, she was puking on the steps.

Right now I am so tired I could fall on my face. I'm gonna try and take a nap. Or, have a kip, for you Brit types.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 26 2008, 01:52

Spent another day mourning my laptop, which died recently for what seemed no reason but turned out to be the lcd and video card failing simultaneously. Also moped around the house because I can't play WoW on this comp because it sucks. Then more depressed lazyness when I thought of how long Dell is taking to repair it, its been a week already. But the part they need is backordered so it won't be shipped back til May 7th.
Then I gotta sell it on Ebay for some money towards a new one because i'm sick of Dell so thats another 7 days. They charged me 482$ to repair it... those bastards.

This post has been edited by Skyy: Apr 26 2008, 02:01

Watching TV. Uploading. Photoshopping. Got the momentum to start the website design I've been putting off for a while.

Went to class, passed my EH referral link to some of my frat pals, drove Megafap to the bus station so he could go home and visit his parents for the weekend. I'm going to a party at 10 O'clock tonight. I've gotta shower and get ready.

Gave some toys to a donation in town. Then grabbed my paycheck money.

Helped volunteer for some school thing.

I fed hungry people around the world.

I went to that website where you earn rice for kids in africa by doing vocabulary stuff

You fucking stole what I just did. Ass-munch! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)