If you find yourself high-strung, you may be a violin. Quick, check this list and check the box if you fit the criteria next to it.
[ ] Do you find yourself often feeling stiff? [ ] When fingered by another person, do you emit a noise? [ ] Have you found yourself leaning against walls? [ ] Is there a hole on your body? [ ] Are there any long and very thin materials connected to your body? [ ] Do you sometimes feel like you are a tool? [ ] Have you ever watched, starred in, or heard of Fiddler on the Roof? [ ] Are you affiliated with music in any way?
If you find yourself fitting at least two of the above criteria, then you just might be a violin. Contact your family doctor just to make sure, and schedule an appointment with the local instrument shop. You might simply be in need of a tune-up.
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