[X] My Assistant

Sometimes I wish E-H was like Something Awful so that a bunch of people who shitpost could be Banned or Probated.

But then again I wouldn't be able to hold conversations like this in SA.

Also, I'd be banned and the world would be happy and we can't have that.

True.

We can't have the world being happy.

:3

It would be The Worst.

Just querious, does Blorg listen to podcasts, if so, which ones, if not, who would you make a podcast with and what would the main topic of interest be? (Be as long winded as possible, this is an essay question)

I'd listen to Blorgcast.

I'd listen to Blorgcast.

I would listen the fuck out of Blorgcast, once I catch up on Fatman on Batman (3), The Smartest Man in the World (1), Four Eyes and Beard (4), Harmontown (3) and SModcast (1).

It would be The Worst.

Just querious, does Blorg listen to podcasts, if so, which ones, if not, who would you make a podcast with and what would the main topic of interest be? (Be as long winded as possible, this is an essay question)

Shit fuck you gotta give me time to work on this professor I haven't even done the required reading yet.

Wait a minute are you sure this course is Creative Bullshit 101 it seems more like Theoretical Podcasting and I'm pretty sure I didn't sign up for that.

Also wait this is summer, classes haven't even started yet and I haven't even gotten my textbooks and aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Blorg seriously doesn't know what a podcast is. Well, he has an inkling. But no actual meaningful knowledge on the subject. I guess I could wing it like I did most of my English courses; by not reading the book, using Wikipedia and SparkNotes and CliffNotes and bullshitting my way through the entire essay.

Blorgcast would be, like, Blorg blorging into a microphone and having it blorgcorded and sent out onto the blorgernet for all the blorgs to blorg.

Blorcoded is a nice word. :3

But what about blorgcorded?

But Blorg, what of our Blorg and Noah in the morning series?

Has Noah been betrayed?

Will Blorg make a life changing proposal?

Will Nitz and Kimmy ever hook up?

All this and more, on the next episode of "Who Gives a Rat's Ass?"

Will Nitz and Kimmy ever hook up?

Holy shit I love that show.

I'd listen to Blorgcast.

Hell yes. Even if Noah makes an appearance.

Hell yes. Even if Noah makes an appearance.

Even? I'm a detractor now? :<

Holy shit I love that show.

That, Mission Hill, and Clone High, man. Feels good.

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That, Mission Hill, and Clone High, man. Feels good.

I only got CAKE's Fashion Nugget because of Mission Hill.

Where the beans at Wierdy... beans at Weirdy...beans at Weirdy...beans at Weirdy...beans at Weirdy... HELP!

In the name of the Great Blorg:

BE HEALED!

Shows I've never seen. Except Clone High.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

I first got the idea for Cloney Island after seeing the movie Jurassic Park 3. But my ill-conceived amusement park will be filled with human clones instead of zoo animals. It's as fool-proof as the amusement park in the movie itself!

If I learned anything from the first 2/3rds of the MC Hammer Behind the Music, it's that money never runs out!