[X] My Assistant

Mine's also a bunk.

You are a braver man than me. I once broke my right arm trying to climb a bunk bed.

True story.

In honor of reaching the second page I now declare this day to be National Stapler Sale day.

All staplers are 20% off. No coupons required.

[m.youtube.com] Has anyone in this forum ever even seen a chicken?

10 thumbs up.

Is that the story of how your life got flipped, turned upside-down?

Sorta. Breaking my arm made me much more cautious towards life and makes me the any-chance-of-physical-harm hating person I am today, which has led me to take no risks to my body and more to my mind.

My arm was broken, but mended in like a month.

The same could not be said of my innocence.

10/10 would read again

10/10 would be rated from again

I found something pony related that made me think of Blorg.

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How this pony got hands and fingers, I don't know. But rest assured I am terrified by it.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Jul 16 2012, 04:59

What the cock.

A Neon Genesis Evangelion + My Little Pony picture reminds you of me, despite me never having watched either? o_O

I shall take that to mean that I bring smiles to everyone's faces.

You used to have an avatar with Rei making herself smile.

Or at least some chick that looked like Rei. I think...

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Jul 16 2012, 05:46

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Was Rei, I can attest to that. This picture always makes me smile. Also, I have run out of quotes pop culture references*. What shall I do now?

* After two quotes... Wussy!

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jul 16 2012, 06:01

There you go. Noah's a goddamn genius, so he would know.

There you go. Noah's a goddamn genius, so he would know.

A deity has not damned me with geniality, no. I'm just as smrt as you, or him, or that guy.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jul 16 2012, 06:37

Oh, come, come now, I've read your userpage on the wiki. I'm sure paddette isn't one for lying. He is, after all, English, the most honest of all nationalities.

Oh, come, come now, I've read your userpage on the wiki. I'm sure paddette isn't one for lying. He is, after all, English, the most honest of all nationalities.

Isn't that the same website that features me as the arch nemesis of some dude I've never met named anto of the sandybridgeinteli7 or something? That wiki is incredibly accurate. Next thing it will claim I am Scientology's lord and saviour Jesus H Body*.

* The Body of Christ.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jul 16 2012, 06:55

You used to have an avatar with Rei making herself smile.

Or at least some chick that looked like Rei. I think...

I... never had that, but something close, yeah. Once I get home I'll upload it.

(IMG:[i3.lulzimg.com] http://i3.lulzimg.com/fe58461a08.jpg)
Was Rei, I can attest to that. This picture always makes me smile. Also, I have run out of quotes pop culture references*. What shall I do now?

* After two quotes... Wussy!

I knew that.

/smugface

/sadface

/depressedface

/QBface

:3

Chillin'

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Chillin'

(IMG:[i47.tinypic.com] http://i47.tinypic.com/2rdupgw.jpg)

LOL, creepy look on cherry-on-top.

Man was not meant to know such horrors, but if history has taught us anything, it is that man's curiosity for the unknown cannot be quenched. It is a thirst that lasts forever, as if one has swallowed a barrel of salt and somehow not died from ingesting that much sodium at once, thought if we are getting into hypothetical situations we may as well claim that this figurative figure is also of Norwegian descent.

Man wondered what was beyond the skies, so they sought to fly. Through centuries of failure, some more abjectly cringe-worthy than others, we took steps to open our path, not just to the skies, but the stars beyond. What once lay beyond our reach is now within our grasp, the chloroform rag of progress connecting us to that pretty waitress who works in that diner we frequent but never notices us even though we could love her more than anybody else, especially that hulking brute of her boyfriend who looks as if he couldn't put 2 and 2 together without using a hammer to mash them flat first.

Man once crawled. Now, we soar. That which we once feared is now our domain, and we are masters of all.

It is this desire for knowledge, that has allowed us to cast off the rags of ignorance to don the puffy-cape-thing of wisdom. We are so much more than we appear, for what separates us from the lower animals is our capacity not to question, but to seek answers to our questions.

I fear, however, that we have leapt too far, grabbed a bigger handful of testicles than we can hold, trodden into forbidden territory, become privy to knowledge that is beyond our meager ken. And in doing so, we have inadvertently angered a being far beyond us, one who does not enjoy having its nethers in the clumsy fingers of our inferior race.

We sought to know everything. Now everything we know is suspect, and we are unable to distinguish truth from lies. We remember, at least, we think we do, but the reality is that our memories have been tampered with, are being tampered with every waking moment of our lives. That which was once true may be false the next moment, or even non-existent. Our emotions, already wild and passionate, have been driven out of control.

This is man's fate. This is man's punishment. We were not ready. Our grasp of concepts was nothing compared to that of the being we encountered, and unable to understand, to comprehend, the only thing left to us was the denial of our own existence.

I weep for the future. I weep for the past. But most of all, I weep for the present.

We never should have cast James Franco as Oz.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jul 16 2012, 07:59

Isn't that the same website that features me as the arch nemesis of some dude I've never met named anto of the sandybridgeinteli7 or something?

Nah, it was Cappy. You are He-Man and he is the evil Skeletor. I can't recall you and Anthole ever actually talking with one another here let alone arguing.

TIL: Blorg hates James Franco