I woke up today with the coming of the sun
Bones felt good, thought I'd get things done
Finally I was free of the thing called HV
Then I logged on, saw what Mr T had done
Over in the forums there's a 50-page thread
People posting one last time so you know they're dead
Putting bullets in their heads and committing hara-kiri
It was too long to read, but it felt a little eerie
So I jumped on my powerhouse, level 305
No matter what happens, this mofo's comin' back alive
My cat can move like a Kung Fu fighter
Blow shit up like a Zippo lighter
...or at least I
couldWhat happened?Monsters coming down the field in a double line
Passing something back and forth, what do you think it is, it's an Olympic torch
Then Sakurai Kei goes sailing overhead, does this crazy leap
Eila hits me in the stomach, what a stone butch creep
(Yeah, that was her in the ninja outfit)
Youmu gets me in the back, and too late, I'm down
and my armor takes damage...
WTF?
Man, now I wish I could read that Tenbro speak
I thought it said that armor would drop more often.
QUOTE
Armor takes damage when you're hit
10,000 inventory items, and the cost goes up every time you change the sort order
Monsters have a stun/drowsiness gauge, and chaos tokens make it longer
Rent for equipment storage
From the dark outer reaches of the Cosmos, where unholy evils dwell, a single seed has fallen...
Nerfing your Ethereals, it's a patch!
In the middle of the weekend, it's a patch!
Action stations! Turn around! It's too late, we're going down!
My empire lies in ruins, I am undone
I've got the teeth of a newbie from level 0.1.
But I will rebuild, I'll just play more
I'll scum for hath like a drug crazed whore
Level 450 I will be, and I'll max every box of that God damned tree
No matter what happens, that horse will never, ever get... his... way.
Adminpony: "Let's do this again sometime."