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Regardless God exists or not, the most pathetic thing is still the people. People who are gangsters from Monday to Friday and suddenly become a Man of God on Sunday. On Weekdays, they do things like extorting money, beating other people, destroying properties etc. Mostly extorting money. On Sunday, they can be seen going to Church and reading the Bible at home. How could someone believe in God and do so much wrong at the same time? Perhaps they have a theory: As long as they donate to Church and attend the service every week, God will dismiss their misdeeds and they are guaranteed a spot in Heaven.

This isn't exactly a serious thread, so why so serious?

Also, the Catholic Church circa the Middle Ages would like to have a word with you.

This isn't exactly a serious thread

Stop spreading these lies.

Also, the Catholic Church circa the Middle Ages would like to attach you to a wooden pole and set you on fire for the lulz.

FTFY

#mal is a tolerant chap and a sharp guy but don't make him rape you, Gamechimp.

Gamechimp.

I want to eat shrimps now.

Shrimpin' ain't easy.

FTFY

#mal is a tolerant chap and a sharp guy but don't make him rape you, Gamechimp.

For The Fucking Yellow?

My Anime List is a tolerant chap?

I don't get anything.

Especially not friends.

Especially not friends.

Ooooooooooooooooooooowned.

Ooooooooooooooooooooowned.

Did you just shout "owned" at yourself?
That's... intriguing.

Did you just shout "owned" at yourself?
That's... intriguing.

Uhm, touché¿

I propose we open an Inquisition on Gamechamp to find out whether or not he really is God, all we need is a duck and a scale.

If he weighs the same as the duck he's really a witch and we sacrifice him to Isis.

If he's heavier than a duck then he's just an egotistical human and there's nothing more to read here.

The correct way is the heart and feather.

Also, I'd suggest the stake and fire way instead, because that requires much less work and will entertain the masses.

The correct way is the heart and feather.

Also, I'd suggest the stake and fire way instead, because that requires much less work and will entertain the masses.

I do not believe I've heard of the heart and feather way, please enlighten me?

Pyros in the masses sure but I do believe he would call for the guillotine being as how he's attempting to incite unrest among believers and non-believers alike.

The Medieval Roman Catholic Church would definitely agree with your suggestion to burn him at the stake.

[en.wikipedia.org] This article. I may have misinterpreted your sentence, though, in which case I apologize.

Also, yes, guillotine is fine too. It's all about the era we decide to go with.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 18 2012, 14:47

[en.wikipedia.org] This article. I may have misinterpreted your sentence, though, in which case I apologize.

Also, yes, guillotine is fine too. It's all about the era we decide to go with.

No you interpreted my sentence correctly, I apologize if my sentence was poorly construction I've either had too much or not enough Sprite soda. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

I believe that we can please all parties of the Inquisition:

First: Weigh Gamechamp against a duck (Pleases Monty Python and Monty Python Fans)
Second: Guillotine Gamechamp (Pleases the masses who enjoy gory executions, Secularists and people who still shout 'viva le France!')
Third: Burn Gamechamp's corpse at the stake (Pleases the masses who are pyros and the Medieval Roman Catholic Church)
Fourth: Weigh Gamechamp's heart against the feather (Pleases the pagans who practice according to the Ancient Egyptian religions)
Fifth: Gamechamp is sent to one of the many locations for eternal damnation (Pleases everybody, well, except Gamechamp of course), Gamechamp does not pass GO and does not get to reincarnate

Perfect plan. I suggest switching the third and fourth steps, though, as carbon residues might affect the outcome and people might be tempted to believe a burnt heart won't do it.
Then again, we could use a burnt feather and pretend it's the same in the end.

Now all we need is to gather enough taxes to get all of the raw materials. If I recall correctly, robbing the convict of all of their possessions before the execution is part of the plan, so that might help a bit.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 18 2012, 15:36

Schweet and yes that is very true, though we could simply remove the heart after the guillotining and place it in Isis' temple and then not only does that please the adherents of Ancient Egyptian religions but the Goddess-worshipers as well.

You are correct, during the Inquisition those who were imprisoned had their estates and possessions confiscated, however; I can't imagine that a Gamechimp would possess very much or at least much of value so it wouldn't hurt to pass around a collection plate.

Raising taxes could be a good idea as well with the extra money being given over to education, it is after all about time that religious organizations benefited the community no matter if they're believers or non-believers. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

That or we could just shoot him.

The classic form of execution by shooting doesn't have much impact on bigots because people don't get to attend the event.

If we didn't give a fuck, that would indeed be a much cheaper option. That, or make it public.
Hanging and peanut lapidation (peanuting ?) are other public alternatives.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 18 2012, 17:06

why not hang him upsidedown from the gonads and leave his face at eye level with a group of flesh eating rabid baboons? Raising and lowering him randomly.

you know, for laughs. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)