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You [/i]really[i] shouldn't take shit that seriously around here!
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This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 22 2012, 03:33

Isn't gay sex the generic kind of male-on-male (or even homosexual) sex, though ? I mean, you could just go all-out with sounding and bumping your balls like maracas. Where is Tenseigamoon when you need his experience ?

lol (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

And for Rena's sake, please keep my right lung out of this.
I am very sensitive and not exactly open to anal sex. I've had enough tubes up there for a lifetime. It'd probably end up in a [en.wikipedia.org] Kuso Miso Technique scenario where I accidentally defecate on your dick.

I have a gay friend that told me one time when his boyfriend and him where having sex he banged him so hard his partner shit everywhere. Of course his boyfriend was extremely embarrassed.

Sorry if you are reading this, Isis. Well, that may be her fetish, after all. Most women are into yaoi but this is kind of extreme.

Not really into yaoi, that's just me. Know a couple girls that are extremely into it. But whatever floats your boat , or blows your skirt up I guess.

edited: cause I can't spell

This post has been edited by Isis86: Apr 22 2012, 10:19

Benjiro, that wasn't a serious post. Or half-serious at best.

Ah, so it does happen. Thought so, rectal muscles are kind of sensitive so unless you get a good enema/cleanup beforehand, it can get really messy. Thanks for sharing your information, Isis, I'll... uh... keep that in mind.

Yes sadly it does. lol somehow you seem saddened to learn this fact.

Well, I'll have to teach my friend about this and he isn't exactly into scatology in spite of his anal sex preferences. He might be a bit disappointed, but he's about as cold as I am, so he should quickly get over it. No worries, Isis.

You'd expect a sensible faggot to empty his rear before letting it be pounded... o.O

I have a gay friend that told me one time when his boyfriend and him where having sex he banged him so hard his partner shit everywhere. Of course his boyfriend was extremely embarrassed.

So he... fucked the shit outta him. Literally.
Ahaha.

You'd expect a sensible faggot to empty his rear before letting it be pounded... o.O

Some people lack common sense. Yeah, it's hard to believe.

Also, some people actually don't enjoy enemas. Because going to the toilet isn't enough, you have to do it properly.

Oh god, what the hell, I get the flu for a few days and I come back and there's 7 pages suddenly? Do you expect me to read all this? Come on, people, come on.

I finished reading all of it.

I'm fairly disappointed.

I finished reading all of it.

I'm fairly disappointed.

WHAT THE HELL!!!!

I shot you and distributed your remains as SANDVICHES

Even machine guns cannot kill trolls......

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I'm not a troll. :[

I'm not a troll. :[

Lotus breast.

Lotus breast.

GODDAMMIT STOP IT CULO I HAVE A VERY VIVID MEMORY (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

I'm not a troll. :[

Chimp? Goblin? Mogg? Leprechaun? genetically enhanced to be abhorred person?

Lotus breast.

DOODNOTCOOL!!!!

You're all awful.

Every last one of you.

Surprise, surprise. Right in ya eyes.

Also, the Catholic Church circa the Middle Ages would like to have a word with you.

Fucking lol

You said that earlier at some point in time in another place, Rob. Lesbos island, circa 600 BC.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 23 2012, 07:22