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I have 4 Monster who's stat cards don't have any quote in them. Since I have lousy imagination I thought you guys could suggest what I should put in them, and in return the winning suggestion is rewarded 5 Haths/Monster.

The frame which the quote resides in supports for up to 3 lines if the need for it ever should arise (click here for examples on how the quotes looks like).

So got any good ones on hand? You can potentially win 20 Haths all in all. Deadline is April 16th 11 AM PST.

(IMG:[dl.dropbox.com] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5245353/Monsters/GrayFang.png)(IMG:[dl.dropbox.com] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5245353/Monsters/HsienKo.png)(IMG:[dl.dropbox.com] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5245353/Monsters/DarkZeus.png)(IMG:[dl.dropbox.com] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5245353/Monsters/EarthGiant.png)

Edit:

And the winners are:

• FourThirteen gets 10 Haths for the Gray Fang quote "Silver bullets won't help you now" and Dark Zeus quote "A dark storm is brewing"
• Shadow Weaver gets 5 Haths for the Hsien-Ko quote "Don't call me the living dead. Don't you know that scares me?"
• Azraelgt gets 5 Haths for the Earth Giant quote "A perfect sample of its world, Brutal, feral and undeniable."

Congrats to you all, the Haths will be sent through Mooglemail as promised.

This post has been edited by Handsome Phil: Apr 16 2012, 20:58

Did you come up with actual characters for these? It's hard to know what would be fitting if you had something in mind already.

Anyway, screw it, I want hath, so here are some off the top of my head.

Gray Fang: "Silver bullets won't help you now."
Chinese Zombie: "She's got looks that kill."
Dark Zeus: "A dark storm is brewing."
Earth Giant: "Tread lightly, or he'll tread on you."

"His name was Gray Fang."

"Her name was Hsien-ko, the Chinese Zombie."

"His name was Dark Zeus."

"Its name is Earth Giant."

Just using the best example in your other thread.

Gray Fang: "I look like a Disney character."

Chinese Zombie: "Trannies like me can now be in the Miss Universe Pageant."

Dark Zeus: "My cock is almost as big as Liam Neeson's."

Earth Giant: "Someone sneezed me onto their sleeve."

Gray Fang

"Only whe the anger passed did Gray Fang realize he had burned down his home, killed his family and slaughtered his friend."

"Rage is the only freedom left in me."

Hsien-ko

"Like a strain of music: Easy to remember but imposible to catch."

"Sharper than the wind, lighter than air."

Dark Zeus

"Beast. Defiler. The source of all pain."

"He offers what you want, not what you need."

Earth Giant

"A perfect sample of its world, Brutal, feral and undeniable."

"He provides a safe path to nowhere."

Gray Fang: "I am Gray Zobaken. Vaf-vaf."

Zombie Chick From Darkstalkers: "Am I kawaii, uguu~"

Nigger Zeus: "Mah dick is bigger than White Zeus'. Fo' reals, yo."

Booger Monster: Created from the contents in Barbara Streisand's nose, this evil snot golem seeks to destroy all who oppose its master.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 11 2012, 05:11

damn, i'm going to lose, the others are much better than mine.

You're trying too hard, old timer.

lei lei: people actually fap to me, a rotting corpse.

Do you play with those cards or something? What are they for?

I'd venture to guess they're his HV monsters.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 11 2012, 05:38

I'd venture to guess they're his HV monsters.

I kinda guessed that but...cards? What does he do with them? Trade them? Fondle them?

Is this another one of those nerd things I don't understand?

Makes them poorly for no reason simply because he's a dumb guy.

I kinda guessed that but...cards? What does he do with them? Trade them? Fondle them?

Is this another one of those nerd things I don't understand?

Ah, he had some stupid thing he made before this where he was charging, like, 12,000 credits for some ugly HV Monster battle stat tracker he advertised in his signature not too long ago. I'm guessing he thinks using some awful Magic card template is a step up in his original design.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 11 2012, 06:04

I am not going to fuck my brain cells out for a mere 20 Hath. Thanks for the offer, though.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 11 2012, 07:40

those arent the [fc04.deviantart.net] templates fo' magic cards.

/nerd

This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Apr 11 2012, 08:25

Sorry, I wouldn't know Yugiohs from Pokeymans cards.

Here's some options for Hsien-Ko that were really hard to come up with.
That was too easy! In your next life try defending yourself!
Have a pleasant journey through the 9 courts of judgement!
Close though you may come, you will never defeat us, nor sway our course!
Return to the darkness shade! We shall not be denied our vengeance!
Don't call me the living dead. Don't you know that scares me?
Don't misunderstand, not all of them are like myself!
Don't you have any sympathy for the dead?
It is so messy here... Time for me to leave!!
It's time to change the image of Chinese ghosts.
My emotions and body are falling apart. Can't you tell?
Ordinary people would not have done that.
Results aren't everything. Do not worry so much.
Sister, we have to cooperate... Hey, are you listening?
Use your weapon if you must. This isn't a street fight.
When we're in the mood, no one can stop us.
Well, eh... have I seen you before? Before I died, maybe?
We're utterly unlucky...
You feel hungry even after you die... Ahhh.
You know this would happen. You should not have struggled.
You seem to be in high spirits, but are you OK?

If the OP was a Touhou humper, I'd go for "Fuck you, I'm not Yoshika. I'm just some random Chinese hopping vampire from a fighting game."

Sorry, I wouldn't know Yugiohs from Pokeymans cards.

be proud, very proud! Your Zobaken has grown