[X] My Assistant

sidetracked [i wish i had a little more bust]
to tell you the truth i was not ment to be a lair i got that from high school

YOU SO DOUCHEY YOU MAKE NEW JERSEY-IANS SMART.

Likes to use caps lock when facing awful posters.

Noted. I still need more information.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 7 2012, 21:42

what kind of information (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

what kind of information (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

For starters...

- your address
- your SSS number
- your personal home phone
- your credit card info
- your bank account number
- your personal email ad
- your 401K
- your mother's maiden name
- your mother's name
- your father's name
- your sister's name
- your church organization
- the pastor's name and title
- name of all the young boys he had molestered
- name of all the young boys you molestered
- name of all the male dogs you molestered (breed, age, vaccinations, etc.)
- name of all the pedophiles that molestered you (THERE CAN'T ONLY BE ONE!!!)
- recent bank statement
- recent mortgage payment
- last president you votered
- last American Idol you votered
- Youtube videos you recently liked
- Porntube videos you recently watched
- Beasttube videos you recently masturbated to
- last Oprah Winfrey episode you watched
- people you want to kill
- people you want to rape
- people you want to get raped to
- prison ID number
- last prayer you uttered
- favorite Coke flavor
- your BFF drug dealer
- last fetish you did

And that's just the first page!!!

There is no way for me to express my grief over this, so have a sad song instead:



Eddy: Liquid is a good chap and should come over for a hug.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 7 2012, 22:43

For starters...

- your address
- your SSS number
- your personal home phone
- your credit card info
- your bank account number
- your personal email ad
- your 401K
- your mother's maiden name
- your mother's name
- your father's name
- your sister's name
- your church organization
- the pastor's name and title
- name of all the young boys he had molestered
- name of all the young boys you molestered
- name of all the male dogs you molestered (breed, age, vaccinations, etc.)
- name of all the pedophiles that molestered you (THERE CAN'T ONLY BE ONE!!!)
- recent bank statement
- recent mortgage payment
- last president you votered
- last American Idol you votered
- Youtube videos you recently liked
- Porntube videos you recently watched
- Beasttube videos you recently masturbated to
- last Oprah Winfrey episode you watched
- people you want to kill
- people you want to rape
- people you want to get raped to
- prison ID number
- last prayer you uttered
- favorite Coke flavor
- your BFF drug dealer
- last fetish you did

And that's just the first page!!!

go ask your questions in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im getting this new game that i think all you dirty preverts might like it.
the game is called lollipop chainsaw its coming out on
june 12 2012

We would like it if you shove it up your arse. you drag-amish-undead-asian-sistah'killing-redneck


[redneck]is in'ian'it?[/redneck]

This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Apr 8 2012, 00:22

face the fact you are prevert

face the fact you are prevert

It's Pervert you illiterate-drag-amish-undead-asian-sistah'killing-redneck

This person's IQ can't be much higher than 80. I am serious.

This person's IQ can't be much higher than 80. I am serious.

I honestly think that the OP's IQ can't even be higher than his/her/whatever's age. With that, I've said my peace.
RIP.

my spelling was off by accident sorry. i do type fast

I read some of the grammatical abortions you posted recently and really felt no need to respond, as it would've given you the impression someone actually cared.

Why waste your time, (not to mention everyone's) by existing in this place?

Do you feel your supreme examples of idiocy are somehow worthy of regard?

Or are you really that stupid, not to mention arrogant, to think that anyone here would feel anything but contempt for you.

Jesus doesn't love you.

Nobody does.

Please die.

God loves you.
But, since there is no God, God is nobody.
Therefore, nobody loves you.

It's pure logic, really.

God loves you.
But, since there is no God, God is nobody.
Therefore, nobody loves you.

It's pure logic, really.

God is simply a clever invention to stop us all from going insane and killing each other.

Wait what? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

you guys are all non believers well i cant judge you for what you believe in so theres really no point of making a come back

you guys are all non believers well i cant judge you for what you believe in so theres really no point of making a come back

THE LACK OF GRAMMAR! OH, THE LACK OF GRAMMAR! (Turns off Royal Canterlot Voice)

Also, how dare you accuse me of not believing?! I fully believe. If I didn't, I'd be banished to the moon. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Hay, people! Don't forget about your sandwich!!!!

Hay, people! Don't forget about your sandwich!!!!

... Much thanks for the reminder! Gonna bake some brownies to make home-made ice cream sandwiches A.S.A.P.! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)