[X] My Assistant

my religion is falling apart ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkk
damn you non believers

Fuck you, Christian Hypocrite.

successful troll is not you.

Alright, before this, I only had a suspicion and didn't want to voice it because I didn't want to hurt Elitezombie, but I don't care anymore now:

With every post of this guy, I'm more and more starting to believe that he's actually a redneck who married his sister...

successful troll is not you.

Alright, before this, I only had a suspicion and didn't want to voice it because I didn't want to hurt Elitezombie, but I don't care anymore now:

With every post of this guy, I'm more and more starting to believe that he's actually a redneck who married his sister...

i'm not trying to be a troll. I politely responded to his first statement in a language and idiomatic composition his diminute cerebral cortex could easily comprehend and process, considering his severe grammatical inadequacies.

i'm not trying to be a troll. I politely responded to his first statement in a language and idiomatic composition his diminute cerebral cortex could easily comprehend and process, considering his severe grammatical inadequacies.

I wasn't talking about you, honey. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
Otherwise, I would have quoted you, since you're not OP.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 7 2012, 18:28

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successful troll is not you.

Alright, before this, I only had a suspicion and didn't want to voice it because I didn't want to hurt Elitezombie, but I don't care anymore now:

With every post of this guy, I'm more and more starting to believe that he's actually a redneck who married his sister...

XD married to my sister what the hell i like this guy hes got some balls to say that to me because my sister is dead you fucking piece of shit (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

Where is D.D.D. when you need him ? Does he even know about the FSZ ?

He could tell this guy a thing or two about God, and maybe use him as a replacement bible.

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[Redneck]Didya kill'it?[/redneck]

Let's do a little detective work, shall we...

Fact 1: You are an idiot (incosequencial yet undeniable)
Fact 2: You have a wife (no proof)
Fact 3: Your relationship has lasted since 2nd grade (no proof)
Fact 4: You age is 22 and lets just in the sake of legality that your wife does too
Fact 5: You are both virgins (no proof)
Fact 6: You have stated repeatedly that you don't want sex and don't know how to masturbate (proved)
Fact 7: Your behaviour seems of one person who was kept in discipline all his life and is free to do as he wants for the first time (argueable)
Fact 8: You are highly religious. (meh)

Hypothesis: You are Amish taking advantage of his [en.wikipedia.org] Rumspringa.

[redneck]Am reight? Ain'tcha?[/redneck]

Fact 4: You age is 22 and lets just in the sake of legality that your wife does too

I am America and so can you.

Chris and Annie T. will destroy us all.

Seriously.

Someone use it as a replacement bible... Or wait, no, don't. That's how you get Christian AIDS.

EDIT : I called him "it". I don't care.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 7 2012, 20:18

CIDER ENCOUNTERED A CHRISTFAG TROLL.

CIDER USED: JESUS DILDO

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IT'S FUCKING EFFECTIVE!

Geddit?

This post has been edited by Liquid Drygun: Apr 7 2012, 20:23

Jesus Dildo Fleshlight. Look at the legs.

Also, that thing isn't a troll. That thing isn't a thing. That thing isn't.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 7 2012, 20:50

finally someone figured it out that i was liar it took you this long and i lied that i was a guy and did anyone notice the bra size thing in the one topic about the dream girl tehee (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Motherfucking Jesus Christ.

im such a troll (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

im not a very good lair

sidetracked [i wish i had a little more bust]
to tell you the truth i was not ment to be a lair i got that from high school

This post has been edited by Elit3 z0mBiE 45: Apr 7 2012, 21:14