Some of my favourite:
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LMAO That, you, shitstorm. You deserve every bit of this K+.
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"You said Google maps were better than our maps. This is heresy and you will be hearing from our lawyers."
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Where is my bloody hug, you cute whore!
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karma grab... spinning pile driver
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And more karmas for the lulz unit. Remember, don't send it back or KE might curse you with a huge penis and double D manbeebs. (That was my vote. True story.)