Now this is serious.
Many of the major contributors have low green numbers.
Likewise, most SH or former SH refugees, such as yours truly, have too much green due to repeated greenfests and don't contribute much to the site.
I've never had any of those personal karma links in my signature, only karma links to other people at some point to show them my appreciation and sexual orientation.
Then I changed them to profile links and opted for a softer form of oral sex.
Hypothetical formula :
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Anal diameter = (1.2+log(spamhaus_post_count+1)+log(positive_karma+1))*karma_amplification, in centimeters
Might have forgotten a few contributing factors and shit.
And to get slightly back on topic, the top 5 :
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Ages ago, I set out to name my own equipment after Russel Crowe films. I ended up dubbing my penis The Gladiator, and the balls Master and Commander.
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People piss me off more than they make me happy.
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Just don't go all Jack the ripper. Choking is one thing, death is another.
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When in doubt, SCREW HUMANITY!
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LEEEEEEEEES POOOOOOOONY