[X] My Assistant

Adult Chat is full of three word posts that don't count towards shit on shit and aren't a measure of actual conversation.

Fixed, for the love of everything holy, fixed.

I like my three word responses.

Sociologists would have a field day with this karma system... it has no other (current) value than to express some sort of virtual-social order, and yet it's a hotter topic than... sex!

I think Tennyburrow is having a field day with this karma system. It's all been a huge experiment on his part to see just how retarded it can get us all to act about absolutely nothing.


But you guys better give me some +K real soon or I swear I'll cut your fucking balls off. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

I still got a 3 person wait for you, who wants it?

I'll take it.

People need to imbue more and leave more interesting comments.

People need to imbue more and leave more interesting comments.

Alister just said something intelligible. But obvious. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

I'll take it.

STOP DOING THAT!

STOP DOING THAT!

Hypocrite.

2007-09-10 21:16 -1 AlisterBlackMetal 6404 Hey spetter!
He?
Heb je zin om met mij een avondje te gaan stap
Wie denk je wel dat je bent

Ik heet Moppie,

Ik ben een lekker wijf, met een heel mooi lijf
Ik houd van zoenen, lekker lang zoenen
Met m'n b

Here's Alister's retarded quote (in some foreign language) from giving me one big point of negative K. One point of negative K that was reflected back on him (and did not show up on my -K at all) because of my training in the Karma Shield. Stupid dick.

When I translated that slop from Dutch to English, this is what came out:

Hey splash!
He?
Has to you sense with me an evening go step
who you think, however, that you are

I am called Moppie,

I am a nice wijf, with a complete beautiful lijf
I love zoenen, nicely
long kiss with my b

WTF?! So I guess either he was drunk or Farns was.

Gotta love that eh, the little nooblets cant touch you.

2007-09-10 21:13 +2 AlisterBlackMetal 6404 It puts the Karma on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Eww.

Gotta love that eh, the little nooblets cant touch you.

That's right, and neither can the Alisters or the Shinjis of the world, either. Heh heh.

2007-09-10 21:13 +2 AlisterBlackMetal 6404 It puts the Karma on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Eww.

That's. . .that's just sick. Ali must either be on some really good shit or some really bad shit lately. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) And he gave you +K instead of his usual -K? Huh. Magic carpet ride, I guess.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Sep 11 2007, 06:37

Nah, I just don't hate Zen.

Anyway that translators wack. This is a betterl translation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsnXtd7D-3U

Barbie Girl: By aqua. German

Hey hottie!
He?
You feel like going out tonight?

Who do you think you are?

My name is Moppie (Cutie),

I'm a hot b*tch, with a hot body

I love kissing, kissing for a long time
With my blonde hair, I can get anything
Golden rings, and that kind of things

Fool someone else!

Women belong in the kitchen

Nitting socks, fixing the toilet
Come on, work on, because what else are you for?
Go srub the floor
Where are my shoes?

Ome Henk, he's cool
Yeah, a guy with the feeling
He's sweet
He's wow
He's woopi!

Woopi?
Shut up, get lost
Leave me alone
‘Cause I've got to cut my toenails


You're cute
It's a gift
And smart too
Yeah yeah
So charming
Huh
Especially when you smile, owoh

Fool someone else
Ah ah ah yeah
Don't come talking to me
Owohoh, owohoh
You shouldn't be b*tchin'
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Owohoh, owohoh

Ome Henk, hot beast
Here's a jeweler
And thereafter we can go
to a expensive restaurant

No, what do you think I'm stupid,

you can have a takeaway (Out of the wall you can also feast)

You're smart
I understand
And also cute
Yeah hehe
So charming
He
Especially when you smile
Hehehe
Clever
Yes
And so tough
Ofcourse
So sporty, I love you

Fool someone else
Ah ah ah yeah
Don't come talking to me
Owohoh, owohoh
You shouldn't be b*tchin'
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Owohoh, owohoh

Why! Can someone tell me why, women are stupid
They're not necessary, and useless

I mean, I don't need them for cooking ‘cause I've got a “magnetron”

Nor for washing my clothes also‘cause I always wear the same suit

So I mean..

Fool someone else
Ah ah ah yeah
Don't come talking to me
Owohoh, owohoh
You shouldn't be b*tchin'
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Owohoh, owohoh

Well my Treasure, what do you think about that?
You know what? give me your number nonetheless,
you can come whiten my ceiling next week!

You filthymouth!
Oh

This post has been edited by AlisterBlackMetal: Sep 11 2007, 07:19

What the freaking fuck?

You read my mind Grahf...

For those who question it. Perhaps his will help.
Come On!!!
Come On!!!

Oh. Em. Ef. Gee.

another one bites the dust.

Someone's goin' emo and it isn't me for a change. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Fuck Alister, how high can your -K actually go before it rolls back over to 000,000?

Time will tell. I'm sure Tenb will add an extra digit to the Karma System just for me.