It's pretty simple. The last time I jerked off was this afternoon. I'm not going to masturbate again until March 1st. After that, I'll be jerking off so much that I won't waste my time with movies or music or books or videogames.
My prediction is that I'll wet-dream and ruin it about half a week in, but it's the effort that counts. And besides, I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun!
Well, the thread was only made as a title-parody anyway, so I don't give a crap if I stick to this or not. It would be nice to show that kind of self-control though.
Of course, if I had self-control, I wouldn't be here at this hour.
Well, the thread was only made as a title-parody anyway, so I don't give a crap if I stick to this or not. It would be nice to show that kind of self-control though.
Of course, if I had self-control, I wouldn't be here at this hour.
As long as I'm not getting regular pussy, I will spank off anytime there's a calling for it. It's my way of telling my junk I acknowledge it even if it's not getting what it really wants.
Mine just has really odd demands. I'm like "hey cock, here's some big titted blonde chick that's talking dirty and fucking like a champ" and it says "no, I demand more". Then I say "hey cock, I've got like 5 videos going now with like the hottest pornstars on the internet" and it says "no, I demand you go outside of the box." Then I say "hey cock, are women with pale skin, weird hair colors and tattoos what you're looking for because I'm running out of ideas" and it says "get the tissues, we are pleased."
Alas I can't participate, If I don't regularly spank the monkey I become irritable and my sack becomes really heavy. Not to mention the fact that I cum like Peter North when I don't jack off for like a week.
Operation Black Balls, aka The Contest
Feb 5 2012, 09:53
