[X] My Assistant

Nice thread lol.

Have you read it? It was mostly about new threads, but you lead me to wonder if it should extend to all posting.

Friendly Reminder to new members that this thread should be read before creating new ones.

Wishful thinking.

Pavlov's Theory, 413. It doesn't hurt to try.

What am I supposed to do? Every time somebody posts a random thought in a LTYT instead of making a new thread, I give them a bacon treat?

...Actually, that would work great if I could pull it off.

Then they'd abuse the system and get fat(ter) off the free food.

Kheh, I yelled at MiiKu that he be posting more, while I myself almost disappear....

What a shame.

What am I supposed to do? Every time somebody posts a random thought in a LTYT instead of making a new thread, I give them a bacon treat?

...Actually, that would work great if I could pull it off.

Then they'd abuse the system and get fat(ter) off the free food.

it could work, and when they get too fat we take them to the backyard and shoot them in the head an make more bacon for the others. :3

it could work, and when they get too fat we take them to the backyard and shoot them in the head an make more bacon for the others. :3

You know..... this sounds like something that'd pull africa out of it's misery.

Anyway, these people posting actually made the LTYT threads a lot less entertaining and ínteresting at least for me....

Sometimes I wish that admins and mods were a thousand hitlers....

But only sometimes.

Then they'd abuse the system and get fat(ter) off the free food.

You're confusing abuse with intended consequences. Also, what Az said.

Hey, this would be a great addition: Every time a new thread is made, it gets a "Zap my nuts" button. Each user that clicks it has their mod power applied to a total number for that thread. If the number doesn't exceed 300 in the first 24 hours, then that user is off the hook until next time. If the number does exceed 300 in the first 24 hours, the offending user receives an electric shock to their testicles (or ovaries if applicable).

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 21 2012, 06:19

You're confusing abuse with intended consequences. Also, what Az said.

Hey, this would be a great addition: Every time a new thread is made, it gets a "Zap my nuts" button. Each user that clicks it has their mod power applied to a total number for that thread. If the number doesn't exceed 300 in the first 24 hours, then that user is off the hook until next time. If the number does exceed 300 in the first 24 hours, the offending user receives an electric shock to their testicles (or ovaries if applicable).

The punishment is too soft, maybe if we send Bradrepko to their houses... no, that might be too cruel.

I wouldn't even wish having to deal with bradrepko on bradrepko. Okay, maybe on him. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

The man has mirrors in his home. I'm sure that's enough.

Edit:
I have no real reason to say that, I'm just being a bastard. He was usually rather pleasant toward me.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 21 2012, 06:51

What am I supposed to do? Every time somebody posts a random thought in a LTYT instead of making a new thread, I give them a bacon treat?

...Actually, that would work great if I could pull it off.

Just give them +1 karma or send a PM with "Good boy" in it. Until someone actually comes back at you with a "thanks but ima girl (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)" comment/message.

Kheh, I yelled at MiiKu that he be posting more, while I myself almost disappear....

What a shame.

You missed the part where Four makes his GNAH-64 band and we star in it, the GC LTYT thread switching from peace to religion vs SCIENCE! then war because Vietnam and aircraft and Anto drilling a hole in a wall to make ends meet.

Classics.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Jul 21 2012, 11:46

Just give them +1 karma or send a PM with "Good boy" in it. Until someone actually comes back at you with a "thanks but ima girl (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)" comment/message.
You missed the part where Four makes his GNAH-64 band and we star in it, the GC LTYT thread switching from peace to religion vs SCIENCE! then war because Vietnam and aircraft and Anto drilling a hole in a wall to make ends meet.

Classics.

The +1 karma is a good idea Mik, with a thread of shame on the FSZ where they are mocked and ridiculed.

I usually give +1 karma to people I want to ridicule in the comment. I guess that's not the best approach, but we lost negative karma, and politely scornful PMs obviously didn't work.

If I had a mechanism to drain somebody's HV stamina, that'd be a good alternative. Still only a slap on the wrist, but a major inconvenience for about a day.

You can drain HV stamina through motivation. I'll leave that to your imagination.

with a thread of shame on the FSZ where they are mocked and ridiculed.

Just noticed this part. I'm pretty sure we already have threads like that. Basically, all of them. (Except the one that got spirited away because apparently somebody made fun of helpless gunshot victims)

Well if we maintain it with only derisive, humiliating and sarcastic comments on their stupidity (posts or threads) it shouldn't be a problem to create/keep one.

what I mean is nothing personal, just an objective (in our special kind of way) point out reference to were they fucked up.

I might add that their posts in said thread should be completely ignored, part of it to avoid flaming or unnecessary trolling and part of it as a further humiliation.