[X] My Assistant

Even me :<

You rarely, if ever, act the fool for me to have to reprimand you in such a fashion.

Aw, you're a peach, you old softie.

I'll soften your old peaches.

Wait... What?

Sounds erotic.

I'll get the heavy syrup.

Deal!

Someone, who is a complete stranger to you, gave you shit on a titty cartoon forum. Are you really going let it bother you that much?

Well, we've seen my pissfit, but it's not like I'm over here smashing my keyboard and throwing shit around my room. I'll be damned before I let someone ruin my day through the internet.

No, I'm not bothered by it as much as I showed. That's why I don't think it needs to be a problem. From the other responses I see I'm the only person that sort of cares, so... I think I'll stop wallowing in my own generated filth.

Oh, you're adorable.

I'm just going to assume I drop it and I'm not necessarily the #1 forum sonofabitch for at least a little while.

This post has been edited by darthbadger: Feb 26 2012, 02:38

[www.funnyjunk.com] OOOOH! If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Ha, I admittedly would find use in such a room.

Well on the bright side maybe I'll be known for something around here. My street cred wasn't going anywhere as a lurker.

Being remembered around here as an emotionally overeactive menstruating vagina that can type isn't exactly something anyone wants to be remembered for. BradRepko and D.D.D. found that out the hard way.

I miss DeeDeeDee.

I'm not necessarily the #1 forum sonofabitch for at least a little while.

#1? Dude, you could write an explicitly-detailed 3-page guro fanfic about you and my mom, and you still wouldn't make the top ten.

The only thing Dee's had going for him was that I wanted to fuck him in the face. Other than that, he was just another windbag poster and quite the creep as some posters will tell you.

I should just stay in GSC and FSZ. There's still stupid shit in both of those places, but the regular userbase is at least smaller and less likely to make me go WTF.

Plus, when I get most of those people on Skype, etc, it'll be much easier to just leave this site altogether.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Feb 26 2012, 06:40

Being remembered around here as an emotionally overeactive menstruating vagina that can type isn't exactly something anyone wants to be remembered for. BradRepko and D.D.D. found that out the hard way.

Is that where I'm headed? Nah that won't be me. I'll try not to step on any toes but I still won't be expected to respond to douchebaggery with smiles and rainbows. I just know better now who and what I should not bother with.

#1? Dude, you could write an explicitly-detailed 3-page guro fanfic about you and my mom, and you still wouldn't make the top ten.

Umm, thanks. I guess it's good to not be recognized as a terrible person.

I meant more like SOB-of-the-hour. I wouldn't even try to flatter myself by acting like I rank on the list...like it's something to shoot for.

I am so confused.


I want to kill something now.
Or exert some other cruel form of demonstration of supposed superiority.

I meant more like SOB-of-the-hour. I wouldn't even try to flatter myself by acting like I rank on the list...like it's something to shoot for.

Who are you again? I'm sorry, but you make absolutely no impression at all.

Who are you again? I'm sorry, but you make absolutely no impression at all.

A sad, lonely kid, acting out in desperation for attention. Can't you tell?

Is that where I'm headed? Nah that won't be me. I'll try not to step on any toes but I still won't be expected to respond to douchebaggery with smiles and rainbows. I just know better now who and what I should not bother with.

How about you just don't post altogether.

Umm, thanks. I guess it's good to not be recognized as a terrible person.

You're not far from being awful, sweetheart.

I meant more like SOB-of-the-hour. I wouldn't even try to flatter myself by acting like I rank on the list...like it's something to shoot for.

I'd hardly call what you did being rude or any variation of it. More like the little kid who's older brother does something to annoy him repeatedly and throws a tantrum because of it.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Feb 26 2012, 07:35

Robbie so dreamy <3