[X] My Assistant

Yes, but the magic is gone.

I no longer care about it now that it's become mainstream to know about his wiki page.

It sounded as if he wrote it by himself...
Where's that bugger, anyway?

He'll bring it back if he cares about it.

Also, the reason given for blanking the userpage is questionable. Am I allowed to say that, now ? :3

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Feb 3 2012, 15:07

I guess I'll have to try harder and tell the rest of the TOP 1% IQ's OF THE WORLD that laughing makes us seem stupid, so we shouldn't do it.

It makes you seem inconsiderate.

MENSA means you are a good test taker. Reading the Bulletin doesn't make you better than people who don't read it.

You are an idiot, through and through. If you feel superiority in flaunting a membership to MENSA and a 139 IQ score, you are pathetic. If you think this makes you better than others, and you judge people by these things, then I will gladly put you in your place.






Hi ABP10 and Anto.

You are an idiot, through and through. If you feel superiority in flaunting a membership to MENSA and a 139 IQ score, you are pathetic. If you think this makes you better than others, and you judge people by these things, then I will gladly put you in your place.

WOO-HAH! Berylestia got you all in check.

Stupid sexy mod pony.

Laughing at you at the beginning of each of my statements makes me stupid?

Hmm... I thought it made me sound arrogant and condescending...

Rest assured it does,

I guess I'll have to try harder and tell the rest of the TOP 1% IQ's OF THE WORLD that laughing makes us seem stupid, so we shouldn't do it.

Let's see if this works:

THREE OF YOU... WOULD STILL BE STUPIDER... THAN 2 OF ME...

IF YOU WORKED YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO BE SMART... YOU WOULD STILL BE STUPIDER THAN I AM, WITHOUT MY EVEN TRYING.

Posting such hubris in any public forum speaks volumes regarding your intelligence.

Cute children on a porn forum trying to make themselves feel better about being inferior.

Go fap and take a nap while we adults talk

I have taken an iq test, apparently I suck in comparison to this world's great thinkers.

That being said, I can take a car apart and reassemble it in a matter of hours.

I can build computers without any problems.

Your intellectual quotient isn't something that can be proven on a piece of paper.

It is, however something that can be proved by a retarded sense of self worth, and the need to inflict your sense of superiority on everyone else.

TL;DR?

you are a fucking dumbass. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Ehrm... Guys, why do you even bother yourself responding to that troll? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

This post has been edited by Evil Scorpio: Feb 4 2012, 01:26

Because we hate ourselves, obviously.

Also, I tested 148 on my iq test.

I only got that figure because of my spacial relations, ie, mechanics/engineering.

I AM TOTALLY CRAP AT MATHS.

My father said he tested 164. Probably why he's wealthy as hell, but if I gave him an engine to reassemble, he'd just pay someone else to do it for him.

Being smart doesn't mean you can't make stupid decisions.

As I have found out time and time again.

Also I am whittling away at my iq, as I'm a raging alcoholic that spends his time yelling at people in forums.

Having said all that, let me say something completely unintellectual;

I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Booze doesn't actually kill brain cells. That's a myth. You'd need to drink enough to the point of alcohol poisoning. Or pour it directly into your skull.

Booze doesn't actually kill brain cells. That's a myth. You'd need to drink enough to the point of alcohol poisoning. Or pour it directly into your skull.

Ah, alcohol poisoning, I've been there a few times.

It's a total bitch by the time you end up in le emergency room.

Getting pumped full of fluids to get the badness out.

I still prefer to remember the escapades that got me there, as opposed to the horrid, lying in a emergency bad, wanting to die.

2 years ago, I nearly did just that. I was in ICU for 2 days.

Still, I had the most kickass time beforehand. So I look back and think; well, I did ask that girl out, and she didn't say no. I hit that like a BAWS, and afterward, I just passed out before I could sex more, I need to up my resistance to booze.

Drunk slobbery sex can be so awesome. XD

This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Feb 4 2012, 02:09

LOL, magnum, you alcoholic wanka. :D

EDIT: Actually I'm not really sure if I should laugh at that. You seem pretty badly addicted.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Feb 4 2012, 02:22

Someone should invent a everyday life issue survivability test. Some of those people constantly boasting about their three-digit number and how they are the smart will be genuinely shocked.

We could try that.

Question #1)
A train leaves Chicago bound for Minneapolis. We'll assume the cities are exactly 500 miles apart. The train accelerates from rest to a steady speed of 70 miles-per-hour at a rate of 5 MPH per second, and slows to a stop at the same rate upon arrival. Where did I just say the train was going?

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I'm black?

Ehrm... Guys, why do you even bother yourself responding to that troll? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

For fun?

Because we hate ourselves, obviously.

Oh yeah, that too. Still, it's more humble to hate yourself, and humility is severely undervalued.

Drunk slobbery sex can be so awesome. XD

I believe sex is more enjoyable if you have your full senses.
But yet again, there's the fetish thing :]

I believe sex is more enjoyable if you have your full senses.
But yet again, there's the fetish thing :]

It's not always a fetish thing. I think, primarily, people like it not because you lack full senses... but rather because you have an altered perception of senses. :P

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Feb 4 2012, 03:36

It's not always a fetish thing. I think, primarily, people like it not because you lack full senses... but rather because you have an altered perception of senses. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Really? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) glu*glu*glu*glu...

He'll bring it back if he cares about it.

Also, the reason given for blanking the userpage is questionable. Am I allowed to say that, now ? :3

I have no problems with it being blanked. The wiki is intended to be helpful, not a personal blog.

You'd need to drink enough to the point of alcohol poisoning.

This happens a lot more common than you might think. There are degrees of alcohol poisoning, and if you black out you are doing permanent damage. Effects actually happen before that point, but a good indicator that you're fucking up is if you get black-out drunk.

This happens a lot more common than you might think. There are degrees of alcohol poisoning, and if you black out you are doing permanent damage. Effects actually happen before that point, but a good indicator that you're fucking up is if you get black-out drunk.

Well, sure, if you wanted to get specific. But you're the doctor, so you'd know.