[X] My Assistant

Counting the number of motherfuckers I've sent to heaven
Produces more digits than 24 divided by seven

Well, it's not a most retarded list, for one.

New identity, eh?

31million votes in one day? This is a world record!

Since you made this thread, the answer is you.
I have adjusted the votes accordingly

You've only made one answer effectively nonexistent, the rest still stand.

31,415,928 people thinks I'm retarded. What's your achievement? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

You goddamn motherfucking bitch-ass shitty bastard spewed forth from a crap-smeared saggy cunt on a day as dark and dirty as your whore of a mother's teeth. You slimy fuckshit piece of lameass douchebaggery destined to excel in the art of driving your prick inside pencil sharpeners in a futile search for a place to fit, turning a blind eye to reality for the sake of nuzzling against the wrinkled old tits of Lady Delusion. You odious little asswipe, tossed aside like a ragdoll from the door of salvation by Madam Fate into the grimy pavement of rejection, deficient of mind as well as maturity in a world that considers you beneath its notice. You incompetent and ignorant fuck, too caught up in your faux hedonism to comprehend the truth that lies under your very nose, an ill-bred and ill-fed swine that sniffs out the pellets of bird shit as if your very fucking life depended on it.

BENT OVER AND NAILED IN THE BEHIND BY A TOOTHLESS HILLBILLY WITH A TWITCHY EYE AND A PEG LEG, SQUEALING IN MISERY, WROUGHT IN PAIN YET NEVER SEEKING REDEMPTION. GO BURN IN A FIRE UNDERWATER AND DIE IRONICALLY LIKE A GODLESS HIPSTER, YOU FLIMSY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, YOU FUCKING SAD FLESHBAG FULL OF SHIT, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF AIR, YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD.

IT'S "THINK", NOT "THINKS", YOU FUCKING MORON.

You goddamn motherfucking bitch-ass shitty bastard spewed forth from a crap-smeared saggy cunt on a day as dark and dirty as your whore of a mother's teeth. You slimy fuckshit piece of lameass douchebaggery destined to excel in the art of driving your prick inside pencil sharpeners in a futile search for a place to fit, turning a blind eye to reality for the sake of nuzzling against the wrinkled old tits of Lady Delusion. You odious little asswipe, tossed aside like a ragdoll from the door of salvation by Madam Fate into the grimy pavement of rejection, deficient of mind as well as maturity in a world that considers you beneath its notice. You incompetent and ignorant fuck, too caught up in your faux hedonism to comprehend the truth that lies under your very nose, an ill-bred and ill-fed swine that sniffs out the pellets of bird shit as if your very fucking life depended on it.

BENT OVER AND NAILED IN THE BEHIND BY A TOOTHLESS HILLBILLY WITH A TWITCHY EYE AND A PEG LEG, SQUEALING IN MISERY, WROUGHT IN PAIN YET NEVER SEEKING REDEMPTION. GO BURN IN A FIRE UNDERWATER AND DIE IRONICALLY LIKE A GODLESS HIPSTER, YOU FLIMSY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, YOU FUCKING SAD FLESHBAG FULL OF SHIT, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF AIR, YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD.

IT'S "THINK", NOT "THINKS", YOU FUCKING MORON.

Okay. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Actually, unless you know any of these two's medical history in real life, the only truly correct answer is really "I don't know...". Because you simply don't know whether Evil Scorpio or radixius have ever been diagnosed with mental (or any other kind of) retardation.
Based on what I know about them, I'd say that ES and rad are equally retarded.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Dec 6 2011, 19:58

Both.

It makes me remember the racist joke about Paralympic.

I think we had enough of this crap.
Let's stop right here, before turning the "joke" into a fight topic.

I think we had enough of this crap.
Let's stop right here, before turning the "joke" into a fight topic.

Oh! No, do go on people!
But wait just a bit. I'm gonna get some popcorn first...

Okay. Go on.

Oh! No, do go on people!
But wait just a bit. I'm gonna get some popcorn first...

Okay. Go on.

Sir, can you hand me that drink? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Okay. Go on.

Then, you leave me no choice...

"Both" should be spelled "bolth" because that's the way most people pronounce it.

Well, it's not a most retarded list, for one.

albertop10 why are you such a delight?

"Both" should be spelled "bolth" because that's the way most people pronounce it.

Where does that happen? Those people wouldn't be in the majority around here.

You goddamn motherfucking bitch-ass shitty bastard spewed forth from a crap-smeared saggy cunt on a day as dark and dirty as your whore of a mother's teeth. You slimy fuckshit piece of lameass douchebaggery destined to excel in the art of driving your prick inside pencil sharpeners in a futile search for a place to fit, turning a blind eye to reality for the sake of nuzzling against the wrinkled old tits of Lady Delusion. You odious little asswipe, tossed aside like a ragdoll from the door of salvation by Madam Fate into the grimy pavement of rejection, deficient of mind as well as maturity in a world that considers you beneath its notice. You incompetent and ignorant fuck, too caught up in your faux hedonism to comprehend the truth that lies under your very nose, an ill-bred and ill-fed swine that sniffs out the pellets of bird shit as if your very fucking life depended on it.

BENT OVER AND NAILED IN THE BEHIND BY A TOOTHLESS HILLBILLY WITH A TWITCHY EYE AND A PEG LEG, SQUEALING IN MISERY, WROUGHT IN PAIN YET NEVER SEEKING REDEMPTION. GO BURN IN A FIRE UNDERWATER AND DIE IRONICALLY LIKE A GODLESS HIPSTER, YOU FLIMSY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, YOU FUCKING SAD FLESHBAG FULL OF SHIT, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF AIR, YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD.

IT'S "THINK", NOT "THINKS", YOU FUCKING MORON.

[www.suicidehotlines.com] First, read the link. Then, read this: FYI, your user title is not proper English.

You goddamn motherfucking bitch-ass shitty bastard spewed forth from a crap-smeared saggy cunt on a day as dark and dirty as your whore of a mother's teeth. You slimy fuckshit piece of lameass douchebaggery destined to excel in the art of driving your prick inside pencil sharpeners in a futile search for a place to fit, turning a blind eye to reality for the sake of nuzzling against the wrinkled old tits of Lady Delusion. You odious little asswipe, tossed aside like a ragdoll from the door of salvation by Madam Fate into the grimy pavement of rejection, deficient of mind as well as maturity in a world that considers you beneath its notice. You incompetent and ignorant fuck, too caught up in your faux hedonism to comprehend the truth that lies under your very nose, an ill-bred and ill-fed swine that sniffs out the pellets of bird shit as if your very fucking life depended on it.

BENT OVER AND NAILED IN THE BEHIND BY A TOOTHLESS HILLBILLY WITH A TWITCHY EYE AND A PEG LEG, SQUEALING IN MISERY, WROUGHT IN PAIN YET NEVER SEEKING REDEMPTION. GO BURN IN A FIRE UNDERWATER AND DIE IRONICALLY LIKE A GODLESS HIPSTER, YOU FLIMSY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, YOU FUCKING SAD FLESHBAG FULL OF SHIT, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF AIR, YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD.

IT'S "THINK", NOT "THINKS", YOU FUCKING MORON.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Now that is some fuuny shit,OH god i almost pissed myself holyshit,now that was one HELL of a rant.
I was thinking WTF IS THIS SHIT.
I was going to say who the fuck opened the door on this shit.
But after reading that,IM just here. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) my ass off.

[www.suicidehotlines.com] First, read the link. Then, read this: FYI, your user title is not proper English.

You sir, are the reason we cannot have nice things.

[www.suicidehotlines.com] First, read the link. Then, read this: FYI, your user title is not proper English.

Necroed this, just to "troll" something written in jest?

We have found the Dumbass of the month. People throw shit at him as a panegyrical ovation.

This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Sep 14 2012, 18:48

Necroed this, just to "troll" something written in jest?

We have found the Dumbass of the month. People throw shit at him as a panegyrical ovation.

Better idea, make a new thread exactly like this one, except make their name the only possible answer, then we can just collectively bash them in a convenient area.