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i learned what is the life in prison

I learned that there only 3 types of countries.

Military
Economic/Technology
Religion

and that you shouldn't try being more then 1 of these.

I learned how to toilet.

I learned how to shot web.

I learned that 67% of the post here start with "i leaned"

4 beers and 10 jello shots is enough to make you fall headfirst into the pavement in front of an entire party if you've never had alcohol before.

I learned that nobody knows if the bomb Malik sets off is being accounted to your kills, thus rendering a pacifist run impossible when you want to save her.

I learned I should really smell milk before drinking it...

I learned I should really smell milk before drinking it...

D:

Milk always smells bad to me.
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I learned how to locate a great place to make a coat hanger.

Even the most beutiful girls, they become a disgusting shreds of meat when crushed under a 20ton truck.

I learned that human beings aren't so perfect. Even the richest person will die easy just like the poor hobo on a street.

I find it very eerie when you know that the smeared person on the pavement was lively just a moment ago.
How bloody death can be!

thx for sharing

I learned that i in fact fall asleep when somebody sings a lullyba for me.
A guy in class did so, actually just for the fun because i fall asleep so often, and then i really fell asleep.

....I probably would have anyway though...
.... so i don't know if i learned anything...

a lullyba

Lulz

...whoops... I'll leave it for the lulz..

Are you like an adorable kitten in human form or something?

I learned when I read Benji's posts, I keep hearing the voice of Sven Hoek from Ren & Stimpy.

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Willikers!

Even the most beutiful girls, they become a disgusting shreds of meat when crushed under a 20ton truck.

I learned that human beings aren't so perfect. Even the richest person will die easy just like the poor hobo on a street.

I find it very eerie when you know that the smeared person on the pavement was lively just a moment ago.
How bloody death can be!

At least money can buy a rich person bodyguards that a poor person cannot afford... or plastic surgery for a 60 year old woman to make her look 30 again.

But that last statement of yours is very true though. I remember having odd feelings on an episode of Venom E.R. in which Dr Sean Bush deals with a patient who has been bitten by a snake.

At the start of the episode the guy seems fine and talkative. The fact that you hear his voice at all is probably what makes it even more disturbing when he dies towards the end.

That really happened too.

This post has been edited by 3dpd_lover: Sep 28 2011, 05:07

I learn about insurance and financial knowledge today by taking a 4 hours course....

Nothing at all--- i gazed through a window, wasting four hours of my life

I learned that bf3 wasnt as interesting as i hoped it would be (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)