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I learned that my little dog is 30 pounds now.

I learned more about the Theory of Nothing (ToS), and then I wrote a poem about it.

Today I learned that cats hold a grudge against you when you force a diet upon them.

How am I supposed to say "It's for your own good" in cat talk ?

Today I learned that cats hold a grudge against you when you force a diet upon them.

How am I supposed to say "It's for your own good" in cat talk ?

Just pet them & they'll be pleased (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

I learned that if you hold back your cum, your balls start hurting eventually.

I learned that if you hold back your cum, your balls start hurting eventually.

Not that I would ever try it, but thanks for the info (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

It's impossible to lick your elbow.

I learned that strange rumors coming from outside your house aren't necessarily ufos or a judgement day announcement.

I learned that I can describe music videos in a verbose fashion:

[It is a] serial gallery of photographs in a sequential motion to simulate the ambulatory activities of the objects depicted set to some sort of auditory code derived of multiple sonic tones.

Today I learned that marinated steak tastes disgusting. It almost made me throw up. :|

Today I learned that we are AWESOME!

Today I learned that we are AWESOME!

Oh my gosh, me too! *brohoof*

Today I learned that we are AWESOME!

Oh my gosh, me too! *brohoof*

It is a grand day to remember gentlemen. A grand grand day, indeed.

It is a grand day to remember gentlemen. A grand grand day, indeed.

Monday, August 22, 2011. It is now known as VB Day, Victory for Bronys.

I learned that smoking too much make your head ache.

I've learn that some things are incredibly neccesary to survive such as air food and water; and others are merely vanity: tasty food, clean mountain air & fruit water

Never swim with underpants.

Today I learned that ponies and godless liberals are genetically compatible.

Edit : And it seems I'm only two days late.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Aug 24 2011, 12:51

I've learned of my general hate for Paypal.

I learned what Anencephaly is when my cousins baby was born without a fore-brain...had to comfort her for quite some time (I'm her favorite relative, I spoiled her the most). Currently planning the funeral...