[X] My Assistant

I've been reminded to question everything.

Exactly how many hours I can play fighting games until my fingers give out.

I learned that the sky is blue.

That I hate video games sometimes.

How much my mind can take until I become indifferent.

i learned that my favorite manager at work moved up in the company, and the assistant manager i hate is now top dog.

When brushing your teeth, you should also make sure to briefly brush your tongue. This will reduce bad breath.

I should back a Kickstarter immediately rather than waiting until the final 2 hours, telling myself I'll do it at the last second for lulz, then remembering the exact minute after it ends.

That there's nothing more expensive than free, also, something about abortion oranges I think.

To not overwork myself.

That they also call it the derivative matrix. I've always been calling it the Jacobian.

I have learned to never trust anyone.

Today I learned that there is a Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard. I also learned that I missed the day to get a free cone of ice cream.

I learned that cats are assholes. Thanks for leaving the remains of a dead squirrel at the front door.

I learned my cat doesn't like the sound of running water.

I have learned that hard cover books make good makeshift mousepads.

The existence of the village of Fucking, Austria
[en.wikipedia.org] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

I learned that learning Japanese is hard.

人生得意須盡興，莫使金樽空對月。

I've learnt that I'm willing to put up with a lot of shit to keep my online chinese porn books.