[X] My Assistant

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HAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT TUBBY FUCKING FUCK ON THE RIGHT!

^^^ Lolz! I no, rite?! That fat load looks like he weighs as much as the other 4 guys to the left of him combined!!1! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Nah, of course I'm kidding.
So that's what you look like huh... well, at least I got the fact you were white, right.

Nice shirt, by the way.

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Humans, just for a change :]

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a movie...

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again if the rumors are true.

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\The Gem Hunter
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\Party HARD
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\Dilemma of the hat
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\On the water
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\Little PrAnK
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\The Beauty
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\The Magician
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\The Cooler
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\The Joyful
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\The Unflagging
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\The Peaceful
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I wish i had the timer and nerves to at least check this thread more often...

I wish i had the timer and nerves to at least check this thread more often...

\Time is relentless

At the end is movingly (IMG:[www.mylittlepony.it] http://www.mylittlepony.it/forum/images/smilies/fluttershytriste.png)

\My Little Portal: Episode 2

\The Beauty
\The Magician
\The Cooler
\The Joyful
\The Unflagging
\The Peaceful

Am I the only one who think it looks like a bunch of decapitated heads? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Okay, nevermind...

Screw the elements of harmony...

Like a boss :]

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\Party HARD

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\Dilemma of the hat

There are no problems, only solutions.

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*alternative*

\The Beauty
\The Magician
\The Cooler
\The Joyful
\The Unflagging
\The Peaceful

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Am I the only one who think it looks like a bunch of decapitated heads? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

[lizspit.deviantart.com] No.

[attachembed=18286]

Hey, hey, hey! Stay out of my shed, ok?

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As well as, again if the rumors are true, a movie.

If rumors are true, that movie might be the Crystal Pony story coming in December.

So... no October?

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One more month doesn't hurt I guess...

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Am I the only one who think it looks like a bunch of decapitated heads? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Okay, nevermind...

Naaa, they are soo cute /)^ɛ^(\

There are no problems, only solutions.

. . .

*alternative*

GHAAAA
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Soo.. season 3 confirmed for November.

[attachembed=18320]

this requires a party
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this requires a party
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November can't come fast enough.

this requires a party

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November can't come fast enough.

Relax and play a videogame :]

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Opinion of MLP:FiM, 2012-09-29T01:19Z: From the way bronies gush about the show you'd think MLP:FiM is the second coming of Christ. Meh, what's all the god-damned fuss about? It's My Little Pony, FFS.

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[Looking at the WTF Fan Fiction tumblr:] Oh, yet another MLP:FiM entry. This ought to be good. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

“Who fucked my cake?!” Pinkie started to froth, dancing about as her eyes roamed the room for the culprit. “It was a poor, innocent cake! It couldn’t have said no, it was a cake! It was uncakesensual!”

LOLWUT? OK, this I've got to read.

[Google "Who fucked my cake?!", find and read the story "[www.fimfiction.net] MMMolestation on the Friendship Express", laugh my arse off.]

…that was hilarious. Who wrote this masterpiece? "One Terrible Writer"? I wonder if he wrote anything else this ridiculous.

[Checks One Terrible Writer's stories page.]

…wait, this was based on an actual episode?! And was actually rather close to the plot? Not possible!

[Watches MMMystery on the Friendship Express]

Heh. The satire is rather close to the episode after all, and honestly FiM wasn't that bad for a cartoon. Hm… every second motherfucker at e-Hentai and 4chan seems to love the show, and FiM Fan Fiction's peanut gallery said this was one of the worst episodes… if this is MLP:FiM's low-water mark then what's the rest of the series like? Meh, I'll watch the first couple of episodes, maybe it can live up to the herd's claims.

[One uninterrupted two-season-long MLP:FiM binge later…]

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Opinion of MLP:FiM, 2012-09-30T18:31Z: Wait a sec', not only did I love it, I think I grok all the memes related to it now. …god-damn it, they've ruined me. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

This post has been edited by Corporate Shill: Oct 3 2012, 08:26

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and Derpy approves it: