[X] My Assistant

Because ponies?

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Of the porn that is...

Of the porn that is...

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Thread needs less horse porn and

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I'll start. Here's one of Pinkie eating candy.

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...why can't I boner?

Because ponies?

Oh.... right.

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This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Sep 12 2011, 10:33

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I was laying in bed a few minutes ago, listening to 10 Million Fluttershys on my iPhone as I tend to do each night before falling asleep. Then I realized it was 5 a.m. and I needed to wake up in a few hours for class, so.... I'm gonna go rewatch some MLP:FiM episodes, starting with episode 22.

[www.mikeoates.org] http://www.mikeoates.org/mas/projects/mooncolour/intro.htm

There you go. It's as easy as that.

This is, quite honestly, the coolest thing I've ever read in my life.

...why can't I boner?

You has no wings, Earth Pony.

This post has been edited by radixius: Sep 12 2011, 16:53

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Very cute, but this is the truth...

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...why can't I boner?

Maybe in human form?

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Well... if you insist...

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... wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.

That Pinkie Pie overlay makes me so fucking happy.

How about more fucking adorable Fluttershy being fucking adorable by politely[tindeck.com] informing you of a incoming call?

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I'd ask them to make a wake-up alarm version of that, except it probably wouldn't wake me up.

Also, Happy Pinkamena? What kind of trickery is this?

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Unrelated to everything.

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How about more fucking adorable Fluttershy being fucking adorable by politely[tindeck.com] informing you of a incoming call?

I would never answer my phone again.

Double happiness (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

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Confounded ponies drive me to not sleep...

Nobody ever posts any Applejack. This makes me sad.

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Nobody ever posts any Applejack. This makes me sad.

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Great, now I'm sad, quick someone post something happy, before I cry.