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LOL! Did you know my life doesn't revolve 24-7 around MLP?

Only when I'm on the forums.

That was directed at blood, by the way. You ninja'd me prior.

what's your Archaeology at mal? Mine is at 4/10 and I've only seen one artifact for the last 50 or so levels. It is incredifuckingbly rare for me to find an artifact.

what's your Archaeology at mal? Mine is at 4/10 and I've only seen one artifact for the last 50 or so levels. It is incredifuckingbly rare for me to find an artifact.

You'd have to play HV for ridiculous amounts of time if you want anything decent. If you're a casual gamer you're not going to get shit.

what's your Archaeology at mal? Mine is at 4/10 and I've only seen one artifact for the last 50 or so levels. It is incredifuckingbly rare for me to find an artifact.

6/10. Haven't trained it in ages since I've either been spending my credits on auctions, crystals, bounties, or not playing enough to generate sufficient income. I usually pick up 30 a week on slow weeks, as many as 60 or more when I'm grinding my brains out (which is still less than some of the professional HV players).

holy crap... I just checked my HV logger and the last artifact was picked up 25 days ago (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) I am so jealous.

And wow 2100 rounds and no figurine? Well I guess I won't be seeing one for a while.
This is me right now, more so on the inside than the outside:
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Well, the drops can be sporadic. The RNG can be a real dick sometimes. gama picked up an Octavia and I doubt he plays any more than you do.

This is me right now smashing through Arenas looking for an artifact or a figurine.
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And as if the gods answered me, I finally got an artifact. Fluttershy is appeased and- where the hell did you get those crayons Derpy?!

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This post has been edited by Pseudolus: Sep 6 2011, 07:05

Who do y'all think would make a good companion for Fluttershy? I'm thinking maybe Rarity, as they seem to be best friends, according to that one episode with Photo Finish anyways.

Let's take another look at the convenient Shipping Chart.

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Flutterdash seems to be most common, but we all know Appledash is a much better fit. Rarity seems to be very rare though.

You know what? After all this time, I still don't know what shipping is. I have a vague idea thanks to reading it in numerous posts, but never knew the concise definition.
So here is an upside down Fluttershy
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Shipping is a when you pair characters together, usually in a relationship involving romance.

Also, that chart is pretty outdated. There have been at least two Derpymac ships. And I'd definitely go with Rarishy if you want fillylove and Fluttermac for a hetero pairing.

I'm picking Rarishy, I think Rarity is the best partner for Fluttershy.
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I don't think species matters much in Equestria. If ponies follow the magic of genetics, they all contain the same three traits that result in earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns. Alicorns like the benevolent rulers have equal expressions of the traits, so you get ponies with magic horns AND wings, albeit extremely rarely. So it should be possible for "mixed" families. Look at Dinky*, for example: unicorn with a pegasus mother. Whether or not these are frowned upon is another matter. I also don't know what the stand in Equestria for same-gender relationships is, though. They seem like a fairly liberal and open-minded bunch, though.

EDIT:
*Dinky is Derpy's foal. There will be riots in the streets if this is overturned.

This post has been edited by cmal: Sep 6 2011, 09:15

It has been said (and since Dinky was assigned by the fans and not the official staff) that the birth of Dinky was a rather peculiar genetic mutation. One of those mutations that is actually beneficial. Though they are all ponies if you look at evolution they are a different species and would not be able to procreate. Derpy is just that fucking special. She ignores your laws of genetics and has a unicorn filly.

Also, more Rarishy
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This post has been edited by Pseudolus: Sep 6 2011, 09:18

RIOTS. IN THE STREETS.

I will flip over buses. I'll do it!

No balls!
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Shipping?

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It's fandom short for "relationshipping".

As for Rarishy? Ugh.. I guess it's plausible. They could discuss their love for fine stitching together.

I also don't know what the stand in Equestria for same-gender relationships is, though. They seem like a fairly liberal and open-minded bunch, though.

Bon-Bon and Lyra seem to be close, even in the "official" stuff.

*Dinky is Derpy's foal. There will be riots in the streets if this is overturned.

I'm aware of the fanon, but I don't think Dinky has ever even appeared as a background character. We'll see if they pick it up...

As for Rarishy? Ugh.. I guess it's plausible. They could discuss their love for fine stitching together.

Well I don't picture anyone else with Fluttershy. Actually, Luna would be awesome... Time to fin- OH THERE IT IS!
Can you say D'AAAAAAWWWWW
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Also, I found this shipping chart amusing:
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Well I don't picture anyone else with Fluttershy. Actually, Luna would be awesome... Time to fin- OH THERE IT IS!

There's always.. this.

(Dashie's like.. T_T)

Can you say D'AAAAAAWWWWW

I dunno. I think the Alicorn to non-Alicorn pairings are kinda sad, since their lifespans are so different.