[X] My Assistant

Will MK fill the void in our hearts that ESJ and DZ left behind?

Personally I find most thing over prescribed now.

Some people aren't 'depressed', they're just sad...or annoyed...or w/e.

But, we can't have that - give them pills and toss them in chains if they resist.

Personal bias, lack of experience and lack of information do not create a valid viewpoint.

Double or nothing.

I've only puled out my tape measure when fixing stuff.

king's nickname for his penis: The Fixer.

In the brand-new radixius' asking questions thread I was about to say:"I'm getting some popcorn".

I'll tweak Tenboro's kernels :winky:

I wanted to post a joke to which the punchline would be "Kernel Sanders". But I don't think there is one.

And Google's no help, thanks once again to the multitude of fuckwits who think that's actually how you spell it...

The punchline is always "your mother is a whore".

(said of oninekox3)

I see a wise man in you.

Unless you mean a wise man is penetrating him anally, I think you are mistaken.

I've been wrong before, though.

True story.

You can't spell "consensual" without "sensual."

228,000 Google results for "concensual" says you can.

228,000 Google results for "concensual" says you can.

You mean, results generated by idiots who can't spell? I don't acknowledge them.

Edit:
Given the thread you posted that in, I guess my reply was unwarranted. But then, given the thread I posted it in, it would defeat the purpose to remove it now.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jun 19 2011, 07:54

In the "Favourite Pic of the Day": I don't know why I keep coming here.

But I would probably have been misunderstood. Maybe I keep coming because I don't lose the faith that some day a nice pic will be shown there.

In the "Favourite Pic of the Day": I don't know why I keep coming here.

But I would probably have been misunderstood. Maybe I keep coming because I don't lose the faith that some day a nice pic will be shown there.

Almost all the pictures in that thread are nice – you just don't know how to appreciate them.

Almost all the pictures in that thread are nice – you just don't know how to appreciate them.

Word. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)

Almost all the pictures in that thread are nice – you just don't know how to appreciate them.

Something hard and big doesn't allow me to.

I really want to watch something where the Tsundere gets whats coming to her.

A bitchslap?

(Was also going to say "A spanking?" but remembered not everybody gets a kick out of that like I do)

A bitchslap?

(Was also going to say "A spanking?" but remembered not everybody gets a kick out of that like I do)

My answer is usually a good dicking. You can always solve a problem with a good dicking. Shy? She'll open right up after a good dicking. Man-hating bitch? Give her a good dicking. Stuck in a wheelchair? A good dicking and she'll be walking again.

And he'll be handing them out at your local book store! With his big, fat, COCK.

The client runs on my laptop. I run the client for as long as possible, but I don't trust the laptop to stay on for upwards of 24 hours without catching on fire.

That's the reason your cache is so low, why your upload rate is so low...and a few other things.

The good news is, your laptop hasn't caught fire yet!

But if you're only running it for a couple hours a day, couple days a week - I don't think its going to do much good - except put more wear and tear on your laptop. Now, if it was 2-5 days at a time, that would be a different story. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Well darn, I guess my laptop was a poor candidate for H@H then. If only I'd had the foresight to ask about this before I bothered to sign up. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

And he'll be handing them out at your local book store! With his big, fat, COCK.

-Vakuen Dr. Tran

Welp, everyone seems to be quite sure about what they're posting nowatimes.

Here, I wanted to make some kind of hysterical joke about not being like the movie. You know, like in the topic description? Heh. Awesome.

But nothing accured to me.