[X] My Assistant

Green tea spaghetti with whipped cream and fruit.

Sweet berry wine!

Why are people so fucking stupid? Maybe it's because I've been reading "Not Always Right", but I'm just so fucking depressed right now.

You too, huh? That's why people who work in retail are so miserable. It's not the job's monotony; it's dealing with people.

The unwashed masses are called that for a reason.

Edit:
It's also all the more reason to treasure the marginally functional people you meet.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 19 2011, 01:54

The unwashed masses are called that for a reason.

Said the manchildren on a cartoon porn forum :3

Said the manchildren on a cartoon porn forum :3

Hey, I'll gladly take the likes of us perverts over the brain-dead fuckwads you meet walking around in public.

Edit:
I guess the pickings are slim here too, though...

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 19 2011, 01:57

Oh, for sure.

GREEN.

MOTHERFUCKING.

TEA.

SPAGHETTI.

(IMG:[img.photobucket.com] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/kenbest/800px-Amakuchi_Mattya_Ogura-spa.jpg)

I would eat that.

Words and picture.

Green tea ice cream was one of the best things I've ever consumed.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jul 19 2011, 02:05

I find green tea ice cream okay. Not fantastic, but pretty good.

EDIT: Wouldn't eat the spaghetti, though. I despise whipped cream.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jul 19 2011, 02:06

Also, I'm not a manchild, I'm just depressive. If I'm still living in this house next June, you can call me a manchild.

Edit:

GREEN.

MOTHERFUCKING.

TEA.

SPAGHETTI.

[img.photobucket.com] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/ken...a_Ogura-spa.jpg

When I saw the picture, I was grossed out. Then I saw what it really was, and I wanted it.

Reminds me of some girls I've known.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 19 2011, 02:08

I find green tea ice cream okay. Not fantastic, but pretty good.

I can't even recall where I had it... The wiferton didn't much care for it.

Green tea ice cream is pretty easy to find, no?

Not around here...

Go to a Koreatown. Or a Japantown. Japantown is a thing, right?

Go to a Koreatown. Or a Japantown. Japantown is a thing, right?

Shitty, tiny village of 33,000. Not really a thing.

Ah.

Run for office, promote tourism, bring people to the village to settle down, increase population, obtain zoning permits, make it a place with an Asiatown.

Then reveal to your people that you've been funneling money to fund your depraved ice cream orgies in your hidden dungeons and move somewhere else to escape the law.

Sounds like a plan. But what do you do about the inevitable riots and fires and earthquakes and tornadoes? I've spent my entire budget on Arcologies, my credit limit is garbage and I can't raise taxes anymore :<

Apply your village for bankruptcy and get a handout from the government.

When I query my library, all it shows me is an essay written by Neil Gaiman.