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Scrabble > All. Except maybe Risk. Fuck Yeah, Risk!

Oh the hours spent feeling like a fucking general... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Would anybody like to play Stratego? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Why HentaiVerse can't equip banana

I wrote on page 300.

This post has been edited by Muramasa777: Apr 17 2012, 03:37

Scrabble > All. Except maybe Risk. Fuck Yeah, Risk!

There's a free online version for Risk if you guys feel like playing it someday.

Risk is highly exploitable if you know what to invade first, and what to block, but there's still a risk.
I've never played the shit before and the acquaintance who introduced me to the game went batshit crazy when I beat him because of pure luck.

I think scrabble sucks. But maybe that's because I got the dutch version, though.

Dutch-language editions consist of the following 102 tiles:

2 blank tiles (scoring 0 points)
1 point: E ×18, N ×10, A ×6, O ×6, I ×4, R ×5
2 points: D ×5, S ×5, T ×5
3 points: G ×3, K ×3, L ×3, M ×3, B ×2, P ×2
4 points: U ×3, H ×2, J ×2, V ×2, Z ×2, F ×2
5 points: C ×2, W ×2
8 points: X ×1, Y ×1
10 points: Q ×1

French-language editions of Scrabble contain these 102 tiles:

2 blank tiles (scoring 0 points)
1 point: E ×15, A ×9, I ×8, N ×6, O ×6, R ×6, S ×6, T ×6, U ×6, L ×5
2 points: D ×3, G ×2, M ×3
3 points: B ×2, C ×2, P ×2
4 points: F ×2, H ×2, V ×2
8 points: J ×1, Q ×1
10 points: K ×1, W ×1, X ×1, Y ×1, Z ×1

You could just use another set for the lulz and see if you get better words/points. The letter distribution and scoring are based on letter frequency in the official dictionary for the version you are playing, or so I have heard.
French version features five ten-point letters, so yeah. Profit.

Highest scoring word so far in French is DESHYPOTHEQUIEZ ("unmortgaged", imperfect indicative or present subjunctive, formal singular or informal plural, second person) on three TW tiles (x27) with a whopping 1797 points including the Scrabble bonus. It highly depends on letter distribution and value, though, so other languages may even exceed the 2000-point barrier with absurdly high luck or hacks.

/nerdmode

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 17 2012, 08:52

Risk is highly exploitable if you know what to invade first, and what to block, but there's still a risk.

Most experienced players know the basic strategies for which continents to take early and where to defend. It is then up to their personal preference what continent to hold first. Australia is the novice/safe bet, especially if you're playing bonus troops for holding a continent for x consecutive turns. But other than Asia and Europe, it doesn't really matter which one you take first, I've been able to win from pretty much all of them.

I love how this turned into a random copy of the Gamers Chat. Time to check for new constructor games, just in case...

Oh yeah, by the way, this one's for Pseudoshy and Monopoly maniacs. Everyone says it's bad but it's a decent timewaster.

(IMG:[i2.lulzimg.com] http://i2.lulzimg.com/432eb651bb.png)

Pretty much an adult Monopoly spoof, except you can use passive and active techniques through a tension system and opponents have their own annoying passive and active skills, which you can also unlock for your own character. Stages are hilarious and land upgrade sprites and names are based on the current stage theme.

Land on my motherfucking steel pitcher and you'll have to cough up 125,750,000 yen.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 17 2012, 11:31

Soon Henjutsu Level 200, soon (also hopefully I'll get the title "Godslayer")! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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This post has been edited by Handsome Phil: Apr 17 2012, 14:01

Would anybody like to play Stratego? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Kheh, I remember that one.... was pretty cool, too.

Laso:[en.wikipedia.org] First board game I ever played and still one of the best! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Highest scoring word so far in French is DESHYPOTHEQUIEZ ("unmortgaged", imperfect indicative or present subjunctive, formal singular or informal plural, second person) on three TW tiles (x27) with a whopping 1797 points including the Scrabble bonus. It highly depends on letter distribution and value, though, so other languages may even exceed the 2000-point barrier with absurdly high luck or hacks.

Holy shit.

The greatest reason I hate Dutch scrabble though, is not because it's technically harder or anything (at least I don't think so), but just because I simply hate Dutch itself. Plus, oddly enough, I am in fact better at English than at my own language, save for a few grammatical errors I sometimes make.
Heck, I'd speak English to everyone all day. But I don't, because it's a tad weird if you speak English while both people speak the same language. >_>

I know that feeling. Sometimes I end up speaking Frenglish, just like people from Quebec. Without the hilarious accent.

The local accent is godawful too. I'm glad I wasn't born where I live.

time waster for me? Yan Yan.

Hentai version of the game "One"

Pros: Decent graphics, challenging IA (in hard is near impossible to win), over 32 girls to play with after you have won. Exact adaption of the original game.

Cons: not in english, the semi-final opponent is a group of three guys, censorship, lack of sound.

old game that ran on Windowz95 but real boredom killer, anyone interested pm me I'll make a mediafire file to share.

Currently retrieving Yan Yan 2. Currently playing it.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 17 2012, 18:58

2012-04-17 06:54 +1160 Mika Kurogane - Green shot of fury for taking the time to write a PM. Hope my shitty knowledge will help you with whatever you want to do with it.

Mika, I asked about the French language and you are a French person. How can a French person be ignorant regarding a pretty basic test of their language? Was I ridiculous in assuming you are a natural French citizen?

Possibly. Either that or I was using self-criticism and referring to my general lack of knowledge.

I know that feeling. Sometimes I end up speaking Frenglish, just like people from Quebec. Without the hilarious accent.

The local accent is godawful too. I'm glad I wasn't born where I live.

I'm French, though, born and raised. Just from a different city.

ADDENDUM : I don't want to end up being OOC, so link me to the thread or whatever you want to do with that shit when it happens.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 17 2012, 18:38

Possibly. Either that or I was using self-criticism and referring to my general lack of knowledge.

Well thank whoever that you didn't declare any of it humorous or I'd have had to punch your eGonads.

You've just taught me a new word.

Currently retrieving Yan Yan 2. Currently playing it.

Set it to max speed and difficulty. :laughs:

This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Apr 17 2012, 19:53

Set it to max speed. :laughs:

Oh, right. I forgot I wasn't on real Windows 3.11. Speedhacks !

CODE

cycles=max

Is there a way to go back to the main screen when you win or do I have to exit the game every time ? That's a PITA.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 17 2012, 19:59

Oh, right. I forgot I wasn't on real Windows 3.11. Speedhacks !

Is there a way to go back to the main screen when you win or do I have to exit the game every time ? That's a PITA.

you mean disable the girl playing part? Or after you win the third game if you have the highest score just click on one of them, you'll be sent to a "interactive" screen where you basically point and click on the girl's body to undress her.