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That awesome moment when you realize gobbledegook has a racial slur in it: I just experienced it.

That awesome moment when you realize gobbledegook has a racial slur in it and involves possible sexual connotations: I just experienced it.

Unfortunately, we often do, whether we wanted to or not. Being extremely awful is a way to cement your fame in the history books. It's why serial killing is so fashionable.

I usually forget them until something knocks them loose in my memory cupboard. And serial killing isn't awful in the same sense. Murder is more visceral and fundamentally evil than what is conveyed by "awful". Like Hitler. I wouldn't call him awful, that just wouldn't suffice.

That's right, I just played the Hitler card. Now I have to discard the rest of my hand and draw a new one.

so fashionable

Shop music wasn't all that good, but there were some decent tracks in it.

That awesome moment when you realize gobbledegook has a racial slur in it and involves possible sexual connotations: I just experienced it.

I should have gone with sex instead of cannibalism. Clevermal.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 14 2012, 09:44

Hitler
Instant

Discard you entire hand and draw 6 new cards. All minorities in play are sent to the graveyard.

His mana type? White.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Apr 14 2012, 09:45

Hitler
Instant

Discard you entire hand and draw 6 new cards. All minorities in play are sent to the graveyard.

His mana type? White.

<3

I'd go with "removed from the game" instead, or at least "cannot be regenerated".

I actually wrote 'removed from the game' originally, but thought the graveyard made more sense. You know, because he killed people.

Yes, but you can remove them from the game after putting them in the graveyard. I think.

Then again I don't know about zombie <forbidden word>, so yeah.

i need to make an epicly sad and nostalgic video to make people remember demons souls online portion

last though: She's home, she's ok, i can go to sleep.


Good night everyone, read you later.

Thanks for teaching me something, Az. Not like I will be able to remember that anyway. Good night.

EDIT : M is really asking for it.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 14 2012, 10:29

Hitler
Instant

Discard you entire hand and draw 6 new cards. All minorities in play are sent to the graveyard.

His mana type? White.

Wheel of Fortune + Extinction?

He should be a Legendary Creature - Human Nahzee instead of an Instant and get this as a tap effect, but then we'd have to come up with P/T stats. Should also give P/T bonuses to all other Nahzees in play, etc.

Which is bothersome. I miss the times when MTG was actually decent.

Wheel of Fortune + Extinction?

Extinction is enough if you want to simulate the actual thing.

"I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them."
-Vakuen

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 14 2012, 22:00

I cummed on a girl and she liked it.

Now she begs me every night for it.

Ronald Raygun.

ALPINE EDIT: This is the name of my new Shoegaze band.

This post has been edited by radixius: Apr 14 2012, 15:22

"I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them."
- Vakuen

Vakuen = Volrath, right?

I cummed on a girl and she liked it.

Now she begs me every night for it.

Is your sig trying to shoot itself?

Which is bothersome. I miss the times when MTG was actually decent.

I partly blame the internet, the game is boring when everybody is trying to play the same deck.

Hooray for net decks!

Vakuen = Volrath, right?

Vakuen is Vakuen.
-Vakuen

On a sidenote, we have a shitload of Volraths. And all of them are lurkers.

Oh, man, if I got this microphone to work on my mixer I'm gonna be freakin' stoked. It works in a shitty Behringer 502, but no idea on my Shure M67.

This post has been edited by radixius: Apr 14 2012, 22:55