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Technically he's "suspended his campaign". Which is dumb (for him, at least), because, unfortunately, the awful fucker was winning.

I thought it was Mutt Rimjob that was winning.

I dunno, but last I heard he was doing really well in the race. I'd assume that meant winning. Then again, I follow politics like I follow Twitter.

Diligently?

It was probably because he called Obama a nig.

What'd he say?

Diligently?

No. Although I do try to remember to read yours and Isis' Tweets at least once a month.

I don't think I twattered anything for about a month before a few days ago RE: woman.

ALPINE EDIT: A couple in a week. That doesn't happen often.

This post has been edited by radixius: Apr 11 2012, 06:36

By the way, I can't get the link for your new muzak to work. Opera's telling me it's either not spelled right or doesn't exist.

Hot shit, I don't know how I did that.

[http] http://http:// is not a valid thing. I'm a dumb guy.

I'm probably the only one here who washes my hands and my junk on a regular basis.
Switching gears...

Ugh, no. I hate it when people use the restroom and walk out without washing their hands. Fucking gross, man.

I'm probably the only guy here who washes their hands before peeing. Like, seriously? What is the point of washing your hands after? It's the many long hours before you go to pee that your hands get dirty from all sorts of shit and come into contact with millions of germs and then you mindlessly touch your cock with the filth from the earlier day. What kind of sense does it make to wash your hands after? I'm just talking about peeing though, of course I wash my hands after shitting.

If I don't touch my dick or piss on my hands in the process, then I see no need for washing my hands after urinating.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 11 2012, 07:05

Wash before and after, and don't touch the damn door or sink handles.

Strangely, when you've been up men and women's dirty holes before, you tend not to be too disgusted by it.

I'm not a clean person in terms of germs. While I clean up spills and like for something to look clean and orderly, I don't care for the actual germs. If I drop food on the floor I'll pick it up, brush off any big particles, and eat it. I lick my fingers after I eat chips, and I don't freak out at all over shitting in public stalls like at school.

When I go to a public restroom I'll mostly use my knuckles when touching stuff. I don't hold my junk when I pee, It's usually at a good angle already. I wash my hands after most of the time, but I'm not paranoid about germs. My immune system is pretty good.

I don't trust this medical foot patch. Even if it is made in Korea or Japan. Expelling toxins and harmful wastes from the body out from the bottom of the foot? That's illogical.

If our show has a laugh track, I'm going to choke a bitch. Or at least go an a rabid tirade a la Charlie Sheen and snort crack off of some hooker's ass.

@mal has a thing for cocaine and butts.

And snorting things that come out of butts. Wait, I have that fetish too, but I'm not a junkie. At least, not yet.

Also, so I guess I was wrong and WGN wasn't UAO's dupe. I am disappoint.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 11 2012, 07:56

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Reminds me of this :
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Not sure if trolling or serious.

People on Twitter in a nutshell.