[X] My Assistant

I'd watch a show with Raab in it willingly, at least.

If our show has a laugh track, I'm going to choke a bitch. Or at least go an a rabid tirade a la Charlie Sheen and snort crack off of some hooker's ass.

My mom and some of my aunts have been into BBT for a while and they'd always tell me to watch it. I would think why would I need to watch it, I'm living it. (IMG:[s8.postimage.org] http://s8.postimage.org/baws049vl/whatev.gif)

But I think it's funny and I'm into it now. Soft Kitty hooked me. Plus, they mention Star Trek stuff from time to time.

An E-hentai show would have to be called My E-Hentai. The acronym, quite fittingly, would be MEH.

In the sitcom that is MEh I'll be the overly serious drunk in denial who has a heart of gold like a golden hearted hooker but with half the danger of contracting an STD from being associated with me.

Shit, I was singing the Soft Kitty song during my random battle and I almost lost because I wasn't paying attention to my HP. But I recovered and won. I looked up that song and it's actually called [en.wikipedia.org] Warm Kitty, but we refer to it as Soft Kitty. Because this stuff is so important.

And I think someone based a sitcom on E-Hentai and called it The Big Bang Theory. My God, it's just like how I'm stuck here on the forum with all these damn nerds.

E-H, BBT, no difference.

I'd like to think we're a combination of Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House, The Whitest Kids You Know and just a sprinkle of The Mentalist.

I'd watch a show with Raab in it willingly, at least.

According to you, the show would only be funny 90% of the time.

The Mentalist.

Gross.

According to you, the show would only be funny 90% of the time.

Is that a bad percentage?

Gross.

I love that Aussie bloke.

Is that a bad percentage?

I suppose it wouldn't if my show was a comedy and not a drama.

Er, except swap the tits for a manly ballsack in my banana hammock. Eh, yep, I'm scratching my balls right now.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 11 2012, 21:52

Er, except swap the tits for a manly ballsack in my banana hammock. Eh, yep, I'm scratching my balls right now.

Did this really needed to be said?

Did this really needed to be said?

What I didn't mention was that I sniffed my fingers afterward.

What I didn't mention was that I sniffed my fingers afterward.

Everybody does that, even if they say they don't.

I'm probably the only one here who washes my hands and my junk on a regular basis.


Switching gears...

(IMG:[i2.lulzimg.com] http://i2.lulzimg.com/e32169a406.jpg)

Dawwww, so cute.

Linkage to more pics:
[www.catsparella.com] http://www.catsparella.com/2011/01/warm-up...cat-lattes.html

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 11 2012, 03:18

Better off Ted > TBBT

Not really, but, hey, at least there aren't 20 seasons of it...

unimportant

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 11 2012, 21:52

"Santorum Drops Out"

Wow, gross.

Out of what, high school?

If you have that much santorum in and on your body that it's dropping out of you, you're having too much anal sex.

"Santorum Drops Out"

Wow, gross.

Technically he's "suspended his campaign". Which is dumb (for him, at least), because, unfortunately, the awful fucker was winning.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 11 2012, 06:07

It was probably because he called Obama a nig.