[X] My Assistant

You confused, military brainwashed, soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

I'm not confused, he just looked very pretty and the lights were dim!

But we'll never know because no one is properly documenting them.

We'll let the jury deliberate on that one at the end of our rope.

I'm watching woody woodpecker ..... I don't know why...he just said "Wonderful Wieners" I might watch a little longer

edit: Oh God DAMNIT!


This post has been edited by Isis86: Apr 9 2012, 15:24

I'm not confused, he just looked very pretty and the lights were dim!

You poor, confused, military brainwashed, soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

We'll let the jury deliberate on that one at the end of our rope.

Jury? More like peanut gallery.

You poor, confused, military brainwashed, soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

I'm not poor. I always have beans, tortillas, and rice so that I'll never go hungry.

Jury? More like peanut gallery.

Touche.

I'm not poor. I always have beans, tortillas, and rice so that I'll never go hungry.

THEN OPEN A DANG RESTAURANT, VATO!

Touche.

That's actually touché, but uninformed is already part of the list.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 9 2012, 15:37

That's actually touché, but uninformed is already part of the list.

Jiminy Christmas, we're not fencing! Lordy.

Jiminy Christmas, we're not fencing! Lordy.

I am fully aware that's a mere brawling session you're having, but I assure you this is the correct spelling.

I am fully aware that's a mere brawling session you're having, but I assure you this is the correct spelling.

You're just as humorless as hellfire648 :<

THEN OPEN A DANG RESTAURANT, VATO!

But there's so many damn Mexican food places around here already that I wouldn't be able to compete.

That's actually touché, but uninformed is already part of the list.

I actually do know that, but I don't care enough to learn the keyboard commands to write accented letters. Also, I don't expect even Rad to be such a douche to point out something like that.

And the sun is up now. I must go take out the battery from my car then take it to get tested, and probably buy a new one.

Also, I don't expect even Rad to be such a douche to point out something like that.

Depends on how the wind is blowing.

Depends on how the wind is blowing.

Fast and out of my ass. And speaking of fumes my engine seems to be running on them. I might as well change out all the liquids and fill up on gas.

You're just as humorless as hellfire648 :<

This is why I love you. Can't tell if serious or merely jesting after I come up with a joke. :3

I must go take out the battery from my car then take it to get tested, and probably buy a new one.

This is why I have that Level 5 bitch on my engine. The flower bitch is a mere decoration.

Decoration...

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 9 2012, 15:51

This is why I have that Level 5 bitch on my engine. The flower bitch is a mere decoration.

Nice new signature, bro. It was time you got up/out from that hospital bed/room.

Muramasa will probably get the last reference, and credit goes to him for the first one.

I'm watching woody woodpecker ..... I don't know why...he just said "Wonderful Wieners" I might watch a little longer

classic cartoons are full of double meanings and dark humor. Tex Avery and Walter Lantz were genious at that.


Addendum: Slept 3 hours and in the office hearing about warts, scalding and things done the past holiday, charge mp3, by Celestia's damnation charge!

2 Addendum: - - - no work to be done atm - - - probabilities to fall asleep: 80%

OH GOD WHY DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)


Recently, I'm startling because of every fucking shadow or noise flickering into my attention, what the fuck?

Worst part: most of the times, I myself cause that noise/shadow in one or other way, and when I don't then it isn't actually there and even more irritating.


I mean, who the fuck who wants to call himself a sane person is afraid of his own hair? :C

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 9 2012, 17:02

This is why I have that Level 5 bitch on my engine. The flower bitch is a mere decoration.

Decoration...

Muramasa will probably get the last reference, and credit goes to him for the first one.

You mean the "flower" one?

OH GOD WHY DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)
Recently, I'm startling because of every fucking shadow or noise flickering into my attention, what the fuck?

Worst part: most of the times, I myself cause that noise/shadow in one or other way, and when I don't then it isn't actually there and even more irritating.
I mean, who the fuck who wants to call himself a sane person is afraid of his own hair? :C

Sweet Benji, stop masturbating fifthy times a day.