[X] My Assistant

I'm not racist. I shit on everyone equally. And as fat as I am, that is a lot of shit to get covered in.

You uninformed, racist hipster.

I laughed hard at Pseudoshy's new avatar.

You uninformed, racist hipster.

Odd segue... I figured the next one would have to do with me being fat.

I'm not uninformed, I read one book and take the author's opinions to be pure fact!

I laughed hard at Pseudoshy's new avatar.

The effect I was hoping for.

That was a great success.

Also, I'm glad you like the signature, hujan, but I would appreciate it if you told me why.

Odd segue... I figured the next one would have to do with me being fat.

I'm not uninformed, I read one book and take the author's opinions to be pure fact!

You easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

I'm not easily swayed. I play WoW for days straight without moving from one spot.

You lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

I'm not lethargic. I ride my bicycle to the liquor store across the street every night to restock my junk food.

You alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

(I can do this all day.)

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Oh fuck. I've had too many bursts of laughter for a single day.

Ignore me and go on, buddies. I like where this is going.

I'm not alcoholic. Everyone else is just too sober.

(I can only do it for about another half hour, I have to work on my car as soon as the sun comes up).

You lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

I'm not a liar. I just don't tell people what I really feel because if I do they will get hurt.

You soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

You soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

"Mentally weak" would seem more suitable to me.

I'm not soft-hearted. I just got tired of disposing of the bodies after they came at me so I'd rather not make any more bodies.

You military brainwashed, soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

That's a heckuva label and is becoming more and more true as we go along.

I'm not military brainwashed. I just found regular life to be too hard so I had someone shout orders at me for four years.

By the way, I was thinking half of these labels apply more to you than they do to me.

I'm not military brainwashed. I just found regular life to be too hard so I had someone shout orders at me for four years.

You confused, military brainwashed, soft-hearted, lying, alcoholic, lethargic, easily swayed, uninformed, racist hipster.

By the way, I was thinking half of these labels apply more to you than they do to me.

But we'll never know because no one is properly documenting them.