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Believe it or not but the stuff you listed alread sounds like horrifyingly much already... you're in a special condition, though...

That's not even the full list. Gimme a second.

Paracetamol, venlafaxine, clorazepate dipotassium, iron (how ironic considering my nickname), montelukast, salmeterol, levocetirizine and esomeprazole.

Also, protein boosters. Fuck, 40g a day of this stuff and you'll literally shit water after a few days.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 4 2012, 23:17

Here's the Hello Kitty Condom Scooter.

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Is there anything Sanrio won't get their grubby little mitts into?

Here's a griffin I made with this game. [animal.gamesxl.com] http://animal.gamesxl.com/create-a-griffin.html

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He's fruity yet still manages to be manly.

like a boss

like a cake boss

FTFY

He's fruity yet still manages to be manly.

Let's bust those rhymes, yo. Also, did I see a pink penis or is that a Freudian hallucination again ?

ADDENDUM : Sort of want, Rad ? Or still not high enough standards ?

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 5 2012, 09:01

I only have good idea when I'm tired as crazy.

Here's the Hello Kitty Condom Scooter.

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That condom gave me an idea for the perfect gift, thanks Tens, I'll surprise the GF with something like that on saturday.

I only have good idea when I'm tired as crazy.

Sounds familiar.

I only have good idea when I'm tired as crazy.

I wish I could remember what studies supported this, but in psych my teachers have told me that the more sleep deprived you are the higher your creativity level rises. Sleep deprivation is apparently strongly and positively correlated to creativity. So, yeah. You're probably right.

Sleep deprivation is apparently strongly and positively correlated to creativity.

Cardiologists don't agree with this statement (mostly because they care about your health).

The fact is sleep deprivation produces some kind of hormone that stimulates creativity. Or so I've heard. But you don't have to do it BlorgAlmighty-style and go for a whole 2-week period or else bad things might happen.

The symptoms I've encountered so far were dizziness, sore eyes, headaches, progressive paralysis (which may lead to tetany) and tachycardia.

Tachycardia is not critical as long as you are young and your heart is healthy. It's just slightly disturbing.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 5 2012, 10:51

Fuck doctors. I don't know why but I've never liked actual M.D. doctors.

You could try alternative medicine. You know, Feng Shui, acupuncture and shit like that.

I just drink a lot of water and keep good general cardio health in order to keep the doctors away. If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll probably just abandon all ideals and start killing every single politician I come across as a service to the American populace. I don't much care for my life at this point.

Fuck doctors. I don't know why but I've never liked actual M.D. doctors.

Well at least they know more about medicines than other people and know what to do in different medical cases...mostly.

If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll probably just abandon all ideals and start killing every single politician I come across as a service to the American populace. I don't much care for my life at this point.

Nah... There is no real point in it since you'll not enjoy the lack of politicians by yourself. :3

This post has been edited by Evil Scorpio: Apr 5 2012, 11:36

I wish I could remember what studies supported this, but in psych my teachers have told me that the more sleep deprived you are the higher your creativity level rises. Sleep deprivation is apparently strongly and positively correlated to creativity. So, yeah. You're probably right.

Shit, that means I've been doing it all wrong all the time!!! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

I don't much care for my life at this point.

Bu-but...
What about our revolution? Your aliveness is an not insignificant factor.
I THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU!!!
*runs off crying*

I just drink a lot of water and keep good general cardio health in order to keep the doctors away.

I know you're Fluttershy and not Applejack, but that's not how you do it. Eat apples (well, fruits in general) and veggies. But a daily water supply is important too. 1.5L recommended, 2-4L is good, over 4L is too much and you shouldn't do it. White meat, fibers, and... Wait, who am I to talk about food ? My BMI still is 18 and, well, fuck it.

If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll probably just abandon all ideals and start killing every single politician I come across as a service to the American populace. I don't much care for my life at this point.

I signed a blood contract with my DO. If either of us dies, the other will follow. So I don't worry too much about terminal illnesses and I know I'm going to die young because she's 33 years older than me.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 5 2012, 12:14

I know you're Fluttershy and not Applejack, but that's not how you do it. Eat apples (well, fruits in general) and veggies. But a daily water supply is important too. 1.5L recommended, 2-4L is good, over 4L is too much and you shouldn't do it. White meat, fibers, and... Wait, who am I to talk about food ? My BMI still is 18 and, well, fuck it.

I signed a blood contract with my DO. If either of us dies, the other will follow. So I don't worry too much about terminal illnesses and I know I'm going to die young because she's 33 years older than me.

What's a DO?

And, since when are four litres too much?
I mean, it might have a psychological effect: I drank six liters daily for a while and felt horrible when there wasn't any water within my reach at any given time, but other than that, there shouldn't be anything wrong with it...